Women are like web servers....

[Ns1]

Women are like web servers:

400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all?

 

[Geekbabe]

poor tech blaming his tools again

 

[Ameesh]

man that was soooo not funy.

 

[thomsbrain]

i got a laugh out of it

 

[Electric Amish]

They are probably more like men...

Only up for short periods of time. 😉

amish

 

[b0mbrman]

<< They are probably more like men...
Only up for short periods of time. 😉
amish >>


Heh heh... Imagine your girl in bed "Mmm...that was fast. I suppose you exceeded your alotted bandwitdth due to the ATOT effect"

 

[Peetoeng]

🙂😀