Women and Men of ATOT, what are your best seduction techniques?

brainhulk

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Sep 14, 2007
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Look babe, we both know how much you're gonna make here tonight and this ain't it. I have my Mercedes parked outside, why don't we get out of here and I can show you how to make some real money. -----> /slapsthesnotoutofBrainhulk
 
Nov 8, 2012
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Hey sexy, how about I make you some dinner tonight, clean the house and look after the kid for a while?

Works every time... They get wet just by the mention of it.
 

dasherHampton

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Women notice the little things. It's amazing how many guys don't get that.

1) buy some nice clothes. And I mean NICE, not dorky nice.

2) Get a good haircut.

3) Do some kind of exercise and drink lots of water for a few days, just to get rid of bloat.

4) Before you go out check every box: Put some gel in your hair. Trim your fingernails. Shine your shoes. Starch your pants and shirts (especially the collar). Shave well or trim your beard perfectly.

5) Don't go out alone. Women don't tend to trust guys who show up solo. At the same time: don't go pack hunting. 2 or 3 friends is best.

6) DON'T TRY TOO HARD. I can't stress this enough. Just be relaxed and cool, sit back, and see who comes to you. If nobody does that night it's not a big deal. Eventually a woman will be intrigued enough to approach you.

7) Once a woman shows interest be confident, like you've been there before. Wallflowers don't get laid.

And, of course:

8) scrub your back with a firm brush every time you shower. There's no greater turn off than b acne (lol spellcheck won't let me write the word). It might take a few months to have a real effect but it will.

Every woman you meet is sizing you up as a potential husband. Don't disappoint her.
 

IronWing

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By the time a potential partner has the opportunity to gaze upon your rearward acne, the pickup phase should be complete. Your approach may be different.
 
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brianmanahan

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meet someone interesting

learn everything i can about them

think about how i could possibly ask them out

realize that i have no chance of a relationship with them

convince myself that they are better off without me

rinse and repeat for a quarter of a century

keep doing the same thing until i die

live alone as an old man

RIP in peace














get drafted in the skeleton war
 
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Ottonomous

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As a miserable failure at my twenties I've given up on women my age. My goal is a career woman in her 30s and 40s. Someone who also missed youth love.