woman walked in on me on the crapper

Jan 18, 2001
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This 1 act play is based on real life events that just happened.

The Players:

YamahaXS
Anonymous Woman

The setting:

Typical mid-size office building restroom. 2 urinals, 2 stalls, 2 sinks. Our building is unusual in that there is only 1 bathroom per floor; Men/Women's room alternate floors. They are all in the same location in the floor plan.

Script:

(Curtains open to YamahaXS sitting on the john, reading newspaper)

Yamaha: (grunts and sniffs air; shows averse reaction.)
[door sound and womans footsteps]
Woman: (gasp) oh my god!
[hurried footsteps leading out of bathroom]
Yamaha: (strains trying not to laugh too hard.)
Yamaha (to self): hehe, she picked the wrong time to go into the wrong bathroom.


 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i never saw her... our building actually has doors on the stalls.

It was very stinky :D

It must not have smelled that bad..i mean she didnt keel over or faint..:p

 

Radiohead

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So you're saying at anytime there could be a woman in the stall & a man at the urinal?

Funky
 

Eli

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LMAO!

You should have yelled.. "Wait!!"

That really would have freaked her out. :Q:D

 

blakeatwork

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Are you still there?? PICS?? Was she hot... oh dude, she totally wanted you to chase her... score man score!!...

LOL... funny story...
 

T2T III

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Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i never saw her... our building actually has doors on the stalls.

It was very stinky :D

T.M.I. - Too Much Information.
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T2T III

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Radiohead
So you're saying at anytime there could be a woman in the stall & a man at the urinal?

Funky

No. The floor has either a men's restroom or a women's restroom because they alternate on each floor. The lady just thought she was walking into the ladie's room - but she was on the wrong floor.

 

Moonbeam

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I thought the 'Oh my God' was when she saw what you leaned the news paper on for support.
 

Fausto

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Had a few too many homebrews and hot wings last night huh? That'll make for some serious indoor air quality violations the next day.... :p
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Had a few too many homebrews and hot wings last night huh? That'll make for some serious indoor air quality violations the next day.... :p

Wonder if she'll sue?Hehehe, the Al Bundy potty manover is probably an OSHA issue:)
 
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LOL i wonder if she was saying OMG to the rank odor, or b/c she was embarrassed that she walked into a men's room. I am still chuckling about it...