Woman sits on boyfriends face to stop him from calling his ex

[Wheezer]

http://www2.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/crim...n_boyfriends_face_to_stop_ex-wife_call/26436/

SPRING HILL, Fla.—A woman faces domestic battery charges after reportedly trying to stop her boyfriend from calling his ex-wife by sitting on his face, along with allegedly slapping and scratching him.

According to Hernando County Sheriff reports, Janet Miller, 26, got angry with her live-in boyfriend for calling his ex-wife. Although she claims not to have assaulted him, she said she did “intentionally sit on his face to prevent him from using the phone.“

Upon arrival, deputies report her boyfriend had a slight redness on his cheek and scratches along his back, which he said came from Miller. However, he did not want to go into detail about it or allow the deputy to take photographs because he said he didn’t want to get Miller in trouble. He did say he and Miller got into an argument after he attempted to use the telephone to call his ex-wife.

Miller was taken into custody for domestic battery and transported to the Hernando County Jail under a no bond status.

obligatory Monte Python:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fBAwDKPcI

 

[lokiju]

Husbands?

Says boyfriend in the article.

 

[clamum]

Pics, for the love of god, pics.

 

[Ausm]

Pics, for the love of god, pics.

this

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I used to live in that town...

Don't think I want to see pics of someone that uses sitting as a weapon.

 

[Krazy4Real]

L O frickin' L

 

[surfsatwerk]

Did she sit on his face on tell him that she loved him?

 

[effowe]

This is what I do, I sit on you, sit on you, sit on you. This is what I what I do I sit on you, right on your head.


^^ Clicky

 

[BassBomb]

lmao sitting?

why was the guy calling his ex?

 

[zebano]

Omfg

 

[darkxshade]

Since she's being charged with battery, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's the kind of woman you don't want sitting on your face[read: fat].

 

[BAMAVOO]

Wash it, maybe?

 

[BrownShoes]

She probably farted.
And made him smell it.

SICK FUCKS

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Mfl.

 

[techs]

She probably farted.
And made him smell it.

SICK FUCKS

Check his internet cache.

 

[Koing]

lol

mates of mates had gotten pics of a mates gf sitting on his face LOL, sorry no pics as I only saw it on a mates mates computer LOL well funny though.

Koing

 

[BoomerD]

Upon arrival, deputies report her boyfriend's face looked like a glazed donut and had scratches along his back, which he said came from Miller. However, he did not want to go into detail about it or allow the deputy to take photographs because he said he enjoyed every minute of it

Fixed.

 

[BrownShoes]

Yes, Judge, I am suing her for physical and emotional abuse.
Can you describe this abuse?
First, she would hold me down. And then. . . then. . . she sat on my face! She would rub her ass in my face! Then she passed gas and it smelled like taco meat. Taco meat!

 

[spidey07]

I need pics to decide if this is a good or a bad thing.

 

[CPA]

Was she wearing pants?

 

[Mike Gayner]

Taken into custody? Srsly?

 

[bignateyk]

Taken into custody? Srsly?

Good. The bitch could have given him pink eye.

She probably sat on his face and went donkey kong on his nuts.

 

[Wheezer]

Good. The bitch could have given him pink eye.

She probably sat on his face and went donkey kong on his nuts.

I think you mean pink IN the eye

 

[Howard]

I think you mean pink IN the eye

No. Pinkeye is spread through contaminated fecal matter.

 

[UberNeuman]

Well, hello beautiful...