Woman nabbed with 42-inch TV under her skirt

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  1. hclarkjr

    hclarkjr Lifer

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    http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/woman-nabbed-with-42-inch-tv-under-her-skirt
    A woman was arrested in Oslo on Thursday after walking out of a shopping centre with a 42-inch flat screen television between her legs.

    The woman, who was accompanied by a male companion, wandered out of the Elkjøp shopping centre in the Skøyen area of Oslo with the substantial item under her long flowing skirt.
    A witness alarmed the police after spotting the cumbersome couple leaving the shopping centre at around 8pm on Thursday.
    The woman was able to carry the widescreen television clasped between her legs and well hidden under her long skirt, to a nearby bus stop. The police however took up the chase and the pair were apprehended as their bus headed out of the city centre.
    Oslo police reported that the incident was all in a day's work.
    "It is not unusual that thieves put bits and bobs under their skirts or large sweaters," Tor [FONT=Myriad, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular]Gr[/FONT]øttom at Oslo police said.
     
  2. jagec

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    How fat would you have to be...?

    You know what, I'm not even clicking that link.
     
  3. edro

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    Bits and bobs
     
  4. kt

    kt Diamond Member

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    WTF?

    I am surprised that they made it all way to the bus!
     
  5. Krazy4Real

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    I don't understand how that is possible.
     
  6. djnsmith7

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    How could anyone even pull this off? How was she even able to leave the store?
     
  7. MontyAC

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    She must have a tent for a skirt.
     
  8. Binarycow

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    this is like that trick from that movie The Prestige.
     
  9. Baked

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    She must have a very large vagina.
     
  10. Gerle

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    Certain segments of the population use very long, padded velvet skirts. You who live there know who I'm talking about.
     
  11. WaTaGuMp

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    What a fucking idiot, Costco has an 80" TV.
     
  12. MontyAC

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    I guess a burka can hide this.
     
  13. Sonikku

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    She got too greedy, as is the weakness of females.


    She should have limited herself to a 32".
     
  14. MontyAC

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    She was brainwashed thinking "size matters".
     
  15. BD231

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    Haha, thats a big ass tv to straddle, cant believe she made it out the store. I went to best buy one day with a buddy and I was saggin so hard I was able to slip an open box laptop in the back of my pants. Walked right out the front door and nobody said a word, to easy.
     
  16. SKORPI0

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    Was that an echo I just heard? :biggrin:
     
  17. TridenT

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    :thumbsup: That was a good one.
     
  18. Arcadio

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    x2. I think it's an exaggeration by the media.
     
  19. IGBT

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    I'll bet she can pick up quarters too.
     
  20. pelov

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    Does it vibrate?
     
  21. T_Yamamoto

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    Reminds me of a tosh.o episode where he tried to steal a car buy putting it under his dress
     
  22. Ms. DICKINSON

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    Does it come with HDMI cable?
     
  23. Anubis

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    i remember seeing a gif of some dude stealing a TV by walking directly at the camera with the edge of the TV facing it so it didn't look like he has anything until he got outside and started sprinting
     
  24. SKORPI0

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHFdYic6vuw

    It's actually a LG commercial. :biggrin:
     
  25. Imp

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    Was it one of them new foldable TVs?