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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
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SunnyD
Belgian Waffler
Originally posted by: sdifox
reciprocating saw... I am guessing not enough lube
Yep, that would do it. Feel the buuuuuuuuurn!
shortylickens
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I know exactly what they were doing, and its thanks to my serious interest in porn I can comment.
In some pornos people use modified power tools attached to sex toys, but all the tools in those movies are professionaly made. No really, they are.
Its not quite the same thing as taking your regular power saw and simply attaching a dildo to it. Thats not very smart. You can find websites on fucking machines to see how they did it properly and a lot safer.
This sounds like a dumb couple who were just waiting to do something bad and hurt themselves. If it hadnt been the saw it would have been a massive cucumber or something worse.
I suspect this fiasco will disinterest the woman in sex for a little while.
In some pornos people use modified power tools attached to sex toys, but all the tools in those movies are professionaly made. No really, they are.
Its not quite the same thing as taking your regular power saw and simply attaching a dildo to it. Thats not very smart. You can find websites on fucking machines to see how they did it properly and a lot safer.
This sounds like a dumb couple who were just waiting to do something bad and hurt themselves. If it hadnt been the saw it would have been a massive cucumber or something worse.
I suspect this fiasco will disinterest the woman in sex for a little while.
moshquerade
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"The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman's condition at this time is unknown."
big ouch!
big ouch!
It's ok baby, this blade can cut through wood and steel, but it doesn't say anything about silicone and plastic
Any of you seen the first episode of the last season of Moral Orel? Kind of the same situation...
amazing.
i chuckled
because...Ive seen videos like that too, but nobody got wounded during them.
moshquerade
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.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
even a retard would say "hey that may not be the smartest idea..." to shoving a dildo-saw into your partner's slit. Did they honestly not think about shaving down the blade at least?! Hopefully they cant have kids now but I suspect no vital reproductive organs were damaged.
even a retard would say "hey that may not be the smartest idea..." to shoving a dildo-saw into your partner's slit. Did they honestly not think about shaving down the blade at least?! Hopefully they cant have kids now but I suspect no vital reproductive organs were damaged.
SunnyD
Belgian Waffler
shortylickens
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GagHalfrunt
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This has served as a good warning, I'm going to return that helicopter engine I bought last week.
Don Vito Corleone
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The injuries this would create are making me a little queasy. It's all too easy to imagine how it happened.
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