Woman in Cow suit causes mayhem....

[rsd]

Forget the Economy, this is the true sign that Armageddon is upon us:

http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

The picture is ABSOLUTELY fantastic.


P.S. I searched and didn't see it

 

[Random Variable]

I'd do her...and then kill myself.

 

[rsd]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
I'd do her...and then kill myself.

You wouldn't make it past her Udders.

 

[darkxshade]

thanks to you I won't be drinking any milk in the immediate future

 

[Krazy4Real]

She's a month early for Halloween.

 

[Jeeebus]

The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

NO WAI

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Chick-Fil-A mascot?

 

[rsd]

Maybe she was promoting PETA's agenda re: Ben & Jerry's? 🙂

 

[OCGuy]

I think the writer is just trying to milk this story.

 

[oddyager]

How udderly ridiculous, hayuck, yuck.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What do you cann a cow thats had an abortion. Decafinated. :laugh:

 

[pontifex]

that's udderly ridiculous.

lmao at the mug shot of her in the suit!

 

[nanette1985]

Wow, just wow.

But you know, this news story makes more sense than the crazy economic stuff.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence. Utter-destruction. :laugh:

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What do you call a cow with a vibrator. Beef Strokinoff. :laugh:

 

[OCGuy]

Would the person that reported her to the police be a "cow tipper"?

 

[nakedfrog]

That's funny as hell.

 

[OdiN]

I think a fitting punishment would be to toss this cow in a dairy and hook those things up to her tits to suck out the milk.

 

[alkemyst]

Imagine it's 3am and you hear a noise in your room...you turn on a light and she this crazy cow woman standing above you....

the next words you hear before she cuts the lights is "YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED SUCKA!"

*shiver*

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

 

[OCGuy]

For some reason I dont think she is serving 2%.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
For some reason I dont think she is serving 2%.

it sure as heel isn't skim either.

 

[chuckywang]

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ....

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ....

What flavor though?

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ....

What flavor though?

Gump pitches one right down the middle for AT....will anybody swing?