Woman has 200 orgasms per day

[Random Variable]

SARAH Carmen, 24, says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day.

She explained: "Anything can set me off. Even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body.

"As a skin care specialist I have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off.

"I find if I'm nervous I'm less likely to get over-excited. So sometimes I try to psyche myself up and worry to control my orgasms.

"Some of my regular customers know my problem. But with new clients it's hard to explain.

"I have been in the middle of a treatment and it's happened and I've had to carry on.

"I was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when I orgasm.

"I had to pretend I had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over."

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[moshquerade]

i can't say as that would be what i would call fun.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Wish my wife had a touch of this

 

[Jeff7]

Repost....sort of

Seems that News of the World reposted their own article.:laugh:

Link from original post

Link from this post

Edit: Doh, now I see it. This is just the "part 2" from their interview.

Either way, yes, this is BS. The first thread said that this "newspaper" is the equivalent of The Weekly World News - useless tabloid stuff. The Onion is a better source of news.

 

[Syringer]

Probably not true, more likely a repost

 

[Throckmorton]

That would get old pretty fast. How does an orgasm still give her pleasure at all?

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Lmao, imagine if she was your friend You could be a jerk and just come up and breathe hotly on her and there she would go

 

[mcveigh]

you're welcome

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

They even got the name of the disorder wrong. It's Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Wish my wife had a touch of this

Can you imagine if this happened to a guy? He'd have to wear a diaper---and keep drinking Gatorade

 

[sniperruff]

news of the world of UK is purely BS IIRC

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Wish my wife had a touch of this

Can you imagine if this happened to a guy? He'd have to wear a diaper---and keep drinking Gatorade

I'd be spent in 5 minutes, like I am now.

Wait, wait.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Wish my wife had a touch of this

Can you imagine if this happened to a guy? He'd have to wear a diaper---and keep drinking Gatorade

I'd be spent in 5 minutes, like I am now.

Wait, wait.

Really, it's not like after a few orgasms the well wouldn't dry up. I know there isn't a guy alive who can propel ejaculate 200 times/day.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Man I feel sorry for that lady
that got old on day 1

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I know there isn't a guy alive who can propel ejaculate 200 times/day.

You...uh...wanna get together later and test that theory? :ninja;

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Wish my wife had a touch of this

Can you imagine if this happened to a guy? He'd have to wear a diaper---and keep drinking Gatorade

I'd be spent in 5 minutes, like I am now.

Wait, wait.

Really, it's not like after a few orgasms the well wouldn't dry up. I know there isn't a guy alive who can propel ejaculate 200 times/day.

Let me introduce myself, babee

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
Wish my wife had a touch of this

Can you imagine if this happened to a guy? He'd have to wear a diaper---and keep drinking Gatorade

I'd be spent in 5 minutes, like I am now.

Wait, wait.

Really, it's not like after a few orgasms the well wouldn't dry up. I know there isn't a guy alive who can propel ejaculate 200 times/day.

Even 1/20th of that starts to be a bit on the painful side.

 

[DivideBYZero]

News of the World is full of crap. It's more of a comic than a newspaper.

 

[MegaVovaN]

LoKe, Frizo: :roll:
nakedfrog :thumbsup:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
LoKe, Frizo: :roll:
nakedfrog :thumbsup:

Aw, did I hurt your feminine side?

 

[potato28]

Loke, Fritzo: :laugh:

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
LoKe, Frizo: :roll:
nakedfrog :thumbsup:

Aw, did I hurt your feminine side?

No, you two just LIE.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
LoKe, Frizo: :roll:
nakedfrog :thumbsup:

Aw, did I hurt your feminine side?

No, you two just LIE.

Do you know from experience that I am not spent in 5 minutes?

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
LoKe, Frizo: :roll:
nakedfrog :thumbsup:

Aw, did I hurt your feminine side?

No, you two just LIE.

Do you know from experience that I am not spent in 5 minutes?

I believe you.

A day is 24 hours. Every hour is 60 minutes. 24*60 = 1440 minutes in a day.
To ejaculate 200 times a day, you must do it at longest, 1440/200 = every 7.2 minutes.


So even if you can do it 200 times a day, you are spent every 7.2 minutes.

pwned.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
A day is 24 hours. Every hour is 60 minutes. 24*60 = 1440 minutes in a day.
To ejaculate 200 times a day, you must do it at longest, 1440/200 = every 7.2 minutes.


So even if you can do it 200 times a day, you are spent every 7.2 minutes.

pwned.

I don't "orgasm" 200 times a day. I can be "spent" in less than 5 minutes. You're just fucking retarded. Also, you're assuming there's some mathematical formula to this. It could happen twice within 2 minutes, skip about 22 hours, then happen 198 times in the next hour and 58 minutes.