Woman gives birth to 6 babies in under 60 seconds!!!

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AKRON, Ohio (AP) -- An Ohio woman gave birth to sextuplets Thursday, and doctors said all six babies and the mother were doing well.

Jennifer Hanselman, 29, of Cuyahoga Falls, gave birth to the three girls and three boys within one minute at Akron General Medical Center.

"The speed at which the babies came out was overwhelming. It was like a popcorn popper," the baby's grinning father, Keith Hanselman, told reporters.

The babies, delivered by Caesarean section, were listed in critical condition, which is standard for premature births. They ranged in weight from 1 pound, 9 ounces to 2 pounds, 10 ounces, which is average for multiple births at 28 and-a-half weeks, said Dr. Anand Kantak, director of neonatology at Akron Children's Hospital.

The babies were transferred to the neonatal intensive care unit at the children's hospital, where they were expected to stay for about nine weeks. All will be on respirators because of the immaturity of their lungs, Kantak said.

"We are very optimistic about their survival without major handicaps," he said.

Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.





Like a popcorn popper? EWWWW....



 

fs5

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they were done through caesarean section? Doesn't that mean they cut her stomach open and just fish them out?
 
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"The speed at which the babies came out was overwhelming. It was like a popcorn popper," the baby's grinning father, Keith Hanselman, told reporters.

a bloody grunting popcorn popper maybe...
 

Mr N8

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That's what scares me about having kids. I only want 2-4, but what if something like that happens? :Q
 

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Originally posted by: lancestorm


Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

lol

 

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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
"The speed at which the babies came out was overwhelming. It was like a popcorn popper," the baby's grinning father, Keith Hanselman, told reporters.

a bloody grunting popcorn popper maybe...

Hey! I was eating popcorn!
 

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Well, this was done by caseaerian section so it isn't as surprising as it sounds.
 

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
they were done through caesarean section? Doesn't that mean they cut her stomach open and just fish them out?
Yeah...just noticed that:
The speed at which the babies came out was overwhelming. It was like a popcorn popper," the baby's grinning father, Keith Hanselman, told reporters.

The babies, delivered by Caesarean section, were listed in critical condition, which is standard for premature births.
Weird.
 

lancestorm

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Originally posted by: ness1469
I like how you included the copyright, which you clearly broke.


LOL!

I didn't read the part about how she gave birth. It would have been insane if they didn't slit her belly to do it...
 

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Hmmm, she beats our old family dog, it took her at least a few minutes to pop out a litter of 4 puppies.

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
That's what scares me about having kids. I only want 2-4, but what if something like that happens? :Q
It's not even worth thinking about unless your wife is taking fertility drugs.
 

Mallow

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News article is misleading. When I think about a woman "birthing" a baby I think through natural vaginal means. A C-Section was done so the title should read, "woman has 6 babies removed from her via C-Section in 60 secs" lol. It is picky but true.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: amcdonald
That's one seriously torn up vagina.

The babies, delivered by Caesarean section

Hooked on Phonics worked for me:p

I don't think amc was talking about the birth, I think he was talking about 9 months prior :p :shudder:

Umm, if she had 6 kids, then most likely it was do that invetro fertilization stuff, hence no knockin' boots.
 

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Originally posted by: Mallow
News article is misleading. When I think about a woman "birthing" a baby I think through natural vaginal means. A C-Section was done so the title should read, "woman has 6 babies removed from her via C-Section in 60 secs" lol. It is picky but true.
Yup, thats why I assumed vaginal damage. I didn't catch the c-section mention in my glance of the article. oh well
:)
 

fs5

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: amcdonald
That's one seriously torn up vagina.

The babies, delivered by Caesarean section

Hooked on Phonics worked for me:p

I don't think amc was talking about the birth, I think he was talking about 9 months prior :p :shudder:

Umm, if she had 6 kids, then most likely it was do that invetro fertilization stuff, hence no knockin' boots.

you mean to tell me that she didn't TRY to knock da boots before going invetro? Most people do that as a last resort IIRC. :p
 

Ranger X

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Taking 6 babies out of a stomach via C-section under 60 seconds is no big deal. I also thought it was through natural birth.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Taking 6 babies out of a stomach via C-section under 60 seconds is no big deal. I also thought it was through natural birth.

No, I'm not sure I see the big deal either. In a C-section you pull the uterus out of the body and cut it open, so isn't this sort of like ripping a bag open with 6 big oranges and pulling them out?

Remember birthing can be a Family event.
 

kage69

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a bloody grunting popcorn popper maybe...

*coughs* Eewwwwww...

Yeah, when I saw that I thought it was by nature birth, was like 'Damn! That's a high velocity vag!"