Woman dumps man for his internet alter ego, suicide ensues

iamwiz82 · Jul 17, 2003

ripped from Fark.

Pepsi90919 · Jul 17, 2003

KingofBladez · Jul 17, 2003

damn

GoingUp · Jul 17, 2003

Maleficus · Jul 17, 2003

thats jacked up but why kill yourself?

TheBullGod · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
wow.

Radiohead · Jul 17, 2003

that's tragic ...

Kenny · Jul 17, 2003

That's really bad...

Paulson · Jul 17, 2003

man, if I killed myself for every time a girl dumped me I'd be at least a dead cat...

SagaLore · Jul 17, 2003

Wow. I should try that...

WhiteKnight · Jul 17, 2003

Damn, that seems like an urban legend or something. What a shame.

conjur · Jul 17, 2003

What a maroon...killing himself over a chick.

They're all E&I!

Mill · Jul 17, 2003

WTF does it mean by burning charcoal?

Paulson · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Millennium
WTF does it mean by burning charcoal?

I think he suffocated himself...

TheBullGod · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Millennium
WTF does it mean by burning charcoal?

Carbon Monixide Inhalation?

iamwiz82 · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Paulson

Originally posted by: Millennium
WTF does it mean by burning charcoal?

Click to expand...

I think he suffocated himself...

Burning charcoal creates carbon monoxide

Jul 17, 2003

That's sad - I really feel bad for the guy, but I wonder how the girl feels now. No boyfriend, and her longtime boyfriend is dead!

SoylentGreen · Jul 17, 2003

He should have setup a meeting with her as Mr. J.
When she got there. OWNED!

iamwiz82 · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Kiyup
He should have setup a meeting with her as Mr. J.
When she got there. OWNED!

Fox could then broadcast it live!

hzl eyed grl · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Radiohead
that's tragic ...

boi · Jul 17, 2003

They are both dumbasses:|

Beau · Jul 17, 2003

That sucks.

Vortex22 · Jul 17, 2003

Well, she dumped him for... him, so I wouldn't have felt that bad.

CrazyDe1 · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Paulson
man, if I killed myself for every time a girl dumped me I'd be at least a dead cat...

His name....was Robert Paulson..

CoolTech · Jul 17, 2003

Originally posted by: Vortex22
Well, she dumped him for... him, so I wouldn't have felt that bad.

exactly, wtf was this guy thinking? mustve been low self esteem

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