Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

[techs]

I'm still not sure this is legit.
But, I still LMAO

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I hope the jackhammer used a condom.

I did.

 

[DnetMHZ]

It left a Dent in the driveway! *Rimshot*

 

[AstroManLuca]

The hammer is my penis.

 

[TecHNooB]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
W

Originally posted by: stinger25
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Originally posted by: darkxshade
F

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
The hammer is my penis.

Touche'

 

[Gibson486]

Jack the rippper!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Real or not I recall seeing an article about how a husband accidentally injured his wife very seriously (maybe killed her) because the two of them attached a dildo to the end of a sabre saw...

yes. that was posted here too.

That's what I was reminded of...

These women need to search "fuckingmachines" on Bing and see how to do it right.

 

[BW86]

wtf? lol

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama
HAMMER TIME!

LOL...awesome.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Real or not I recall seeing an article about how a husband accidentally injured his wife very seriously (maybe killed her) because the two of them attached a dildo to the end of a sabre saw...

yes. that was posted here too.

That's what I was reminded of...

These women need to search "fuckingmachines" on Bing and see how to do it right.

Some of those are serious contraptions.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

I feel awful but I've been laughing non-stop through all 4 pages of this thread :laugh:

 

[gar3555]

I believe this was also an episode of Moral Orel...will have to look after work.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: thepd7
SLAMMIN!

JACKHAMMIN'!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Phokus
uh... did she get that idea from the movie "Top Secret"? WTF

my first thought as well!

:beer:

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: thepd7
SLAMMIN!

JACKHAMMIN'!

RAMMIN!

 

[PhaZe]

Ms. Dent?s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, ?She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.?

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
That bitch was just hard to please...

Brings a new meaning to "...she uses power tools in the bedroom.....I'm afraid one day she's going to chip a tooth..."*

*See Mrs. Doubtfire

lol

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Real or not I recall seeing an article about how a husband accidentally injured his wife very seriously (maybe killed her) because the two of them attached a dildo to the end of a sabre saw...

yes. that was posted here too.

I can say from many years of experience in both San Francisco and Las Vegas that people do some VERY twisted things. The extent of how twisted you ask? Well, I was there to see it as a result of a 911 call...'nuff said.

 

[JS80]

she screwed herself to death

 

[Bateluer]

Not a headline I thought I'd ever seen.

 

[eits]

that jackhammer will shirley dent the pavement.

 

[Jeff7]

When your vibrator is rated in two-digit horsepower, or rated in psi, something's definitely wrong.


I wonder if they'll leave it there for the viewing.

 

[thegimp03]

Holy moly...I haven't read the article yet, but I can only imagine...

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: silverpig
Real or not I recall seeing an article about how a husband accidentally injured his wife very seriously (maybe killed her) because the two of them attached a dildo to the end of a sabre saw...

yes. that was posted here too.

I can say from many years of experience in both San Francisco and Las Vegas that people do some VERY twisted things. The extent of how twisted you ask? Well, I was there to see it as a result of a 911 call...'nuff said.

Details. Stat.