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Woman Accused Of Spreading Dog Feces

PORTLAND, Maine -- A Portland woman accused of spreading dog feces at Deering Oaks Park as part of a vendetta against its weekly farmer's market has been banned from the park and charged with criminal mischief.


Lora Leland, 53, was caught early Saturday emptying 16 bags of dog feces in the road that winds through the center of the park, police said. She explained that she was angry at the Saturday morning farmer's market because it interfered with her ability to ride her bicycle through the park, police said.

Farmers who arrived to the mess every Saturday for the better part of two summers were elated at the news of the arrest.

"When the farmers came in to set up, they just had to clean up the whole road," said officer Dan Knight, who staked out the park with a fellow officer Friday night into Saturday in an effort to apprehend the culprit.

At 3:30 a.m. Saturday, the officers spotted a woman walking a miniature German shepherd down the middle of the park's interior road. The woman was reaching into a large plastic shopping bag, removing smaller bags which she would open and then dump the contents onto the roadway, Knight said.

Confronted by the officers, Leland said she was angry at the farmer's market.

"She told us that she doesn't like that they take up that whole road because she can't ride her bike there," Knight said.

The woman said she would collect the small baggies with dog feces from city garbage cans over the course of the preceding week as well as stockpile it from her own dog, then spread it to disrupt the market, police said.

"There was some old stuff, like it's been in the trash for a while and a fair amount of fresh stuff," Knight said. "Sixteen bags in all."

Leland, who could not be reached for comment, faces a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief and has been served a criminal trespass order barring her from the park for a year. If found guilty, she faces up to a year in jail, though authorities say a fine is more likely.
 

Red Dawn

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Jun 4, 2001
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A lot of good it did here, the Vendors would only clean it up and then set up shop
 

acemcmac

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Mar 31, 2003
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stupid yupie.... I wonder how she would like it if they put caltrops all over her driveway so she couldnt take her SUV out to secure her livleyhood...
 

edro

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Apr 5, 2002
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I say we all take a sh|t in her yard... :D

The Farmer's Market has just as much of a right to be there as she does... stupid old lady.
 

SaigonK

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Welcome to my home town. :)

She was a hippie, thought the farmers took up too much of her space so she tried to drive them out...what a loser! I hope she gets the book thrown at her! idiot!
 

Nanotech

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Why didn't she just ride her bike to the Farmer's Market, lock it up, and enjoy the damn market like everybody else on Saturday's? Farmer's Markets are wonderful. Wish I had one near me!
 

NeoPTLD

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Nov 23, 2001
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In the end, this event benefits the Farmer's Market.

One quick clean up, albeit yucky will keep her from interfering with them for a long time.
 

BigSmooth

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Now that they know who she is, some farmer will probably take a truckload of manure over to her front lawn. :p
 
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Originally posted by: SaigonK
Welcome to my home town. :)

She was a hippie, thought the farmers took up too much of her space so she tried to drive them out...what a loser! I hope she gets the book thrown at her! idiot!

Must be nice to live somewhere where the force has nothing else to do besides staking out the local sh!t-disturbers. :D

- M4H
 
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Originally posted by: BigSmooth
Now that they know who she is, some farmer will probably take a truckload of manure over to her front lawn. :p

Yes ... "manure" ... :D

I forsee her being a target for neighbourhood kids until she leaves. :D

- M4H