Woke up to news at 3 in the morning.

[IronWing]

It would be about the same, except your feet would be a bit further from you, and you'd still be staring at the same spot on the ceiling.

This is true, except that when you're tall, there is a beautiful woman sleeping next to you.

 

[Ichinisan]

Since many of you don't seem to realize, this was a parody of Mayne's thread.

Woke up to porn at 3 in the morning.

 

[alzan]

My life seems unreal,
My crime an illusion,
A scene badly written
In which I must play.
Yet I know as I gaze
At my young love beside me,
The morning is just a few hours away.

Great song.

Weird thread.

 

[alkemyst]

Since many of you don't seem to realize, this was a parody of Mayne's thread.

Woke up to porn at 3 in the morning.

we know so do you bro.

 

[shortylickens]

Woke up at 6AM.


Started my day.