Woke up this morning and...

[thirtythree]

found this on my eye. Is it some crazy disease or what?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Tumor

 

[Otaking]

You might have cancer. Seek a doctor immediately!

 

[robothouse77]

RINGWORM!



j/k i dunno

 

[brigden]

Looks like a bruise to me.

 

[akubi]

you're growing a third nipple.

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: brigden
Looks like a bruise to me.

Agreed. Silly question time: did someone try to poke you in the eye last night (before you went to sleep)?

 

[Gravity]

INk from a pen? Bruise from glasses???

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Tumor

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Gravity
INk from a pen? Bruise from glasses???

does look like a bruise from glasses

nothing serious

 

[manohartvs]

That's your new birthmark.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 

[IronWing]

Bot fly eggs under the skin. Do you remember getting an "insect bite" there in the last few days?

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/botfly.html

 

[Zysoclaplem]

That sir is a bruise. And I am guessing it was caused by you injecting dope there to try to prevent noticeable track marks on your arm? Ahhh, how ironic.

 

[compnovice]

You use too much mascara.......

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Bot fly eggs under the skin. Do you remember getting an "insect bite" there in the last few days?

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/botfly.html

"Twas the week before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
We had been on vacation, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out from my privates there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and thought I would die.
Up to the window I sprang like a very big flea,
The pain was so bad it stung like a bee.
I ran down the hall past the 'putter I'd built,
And looked in a mirror, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an airhole in my scrotum - I said to her....Dear.
With two holes now seen, half out of my sock,
It's time for a phone call, right now to a Doc.
The first one I called, said I'd just lost my mind.
So I paid him his worth ... it was only a dime.
The next one I called said it was just a small mite
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite
All I had left was to lay there in pain
A cry in the night with nothing to gain
Then down the chimney came a big red guy
St. Nick I told him, it must be a fly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old prlck,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my dlck.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had more problems to dread
Whoa Shlthead he said - you are such a Putz,
Stop whining right now or I'll cut off your nuts.
A phone number he gave and a big bag of ice
He said call this Doc and he will be nice
He sprang up the chimney, to his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim boy "Don't bltch or don't pout"
"Merry Christmas to all and be glad they are all out!"

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[booger711]

you're going to die. kbye!

 

[thirtythree]

It's getting bigger. I think I'm turning into a racoon...

 

[MaxDepth]

Uumpa Loompa hickey?

 

[Schadenfroh]

the sun was gone?

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Bot fly eggs under the skin. Do you remember getting an "insect bite" there in the last few days?

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/botfly.html

oh sh!t that sucks...

 

[Koenigsegg]

You have a nice eye.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
the sun was gone?

That too, but I don't think the two are related.

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
You have a nice eye.

Thanks?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I was expecting a Doors thread....

"Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer.
Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer.

The future?s uncertain
And the end is always near.

Let it roll, baby, roll.
Let it roll, baby, roll.
Let it roll, baby, roll.
Let it roll, all night long."

 

[Scarpozzi]

I think you know what happened.... If anyone asks, tell them you fell.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I think you know what happened.... If anyone asks, tell them you fell.

Wait, what do you think I know happened? 'Cause I don't