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Goosemaster

Lifer
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Eating a Market Fresh with a friend..nothing special....

Suddenly I am about to take a bit out of the other half of my sandwhich and I find a hair, so I pull it out...and I pull, and pull...damn thign was like a foot long....:frown:

So I go and complain...while I am waiting, a woman in the pit back there, making sandwiches, gives an obvious stare at the open sandwhich wrapper I have brought back, and then looks up at me...expressionless...and then smiles...:Q

On the outside I sort of smiled back, and inside I was like:|

I am not a hatable guy (when I am not posting) so either she despised me, or ....I didn't even want to think of the alternative....I flirted with women today so it doesn't look like I had my shirt on backwards....

Needless to say I REALLY don't want to know what that was about if it wasn't hate or antagonism in any way shape, or form...


I hate living out here.....weirdos:frown:
 
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McCarthy

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Hair happens.

*Edit* With AkumaX's later comment I've removed my quip about eating at a place where people tend not to have hair. Don't know what race would have to do with anything and don't want a silly comment to get caught up in that.
 
Perknose

Perknose

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Eating a Market Fresh with a friend..nothing special....

You're being too modest . . .

Suddenly [. . . ] I find a hair [. . . ]

So I go and complain...while I am waiting, a woman in the pit back there, making sandwiches, [. . .] smiles...:Q

See my answer to your flirting success below.

On the outside I sort of smiled back, and inside I was like:|

The extended tragedies in your life fracture my tender heart.

I flirted with women today so it doesn't look like I had my shirt on backwards....

Your fly was open, which explains your uncustomary success.

Needless to say I REALLY don't want to know what that was about if it wasn't hate or antagonism in any way shape, or form...

Ahhh, your emo problemo has now come perfectly clear. You lack the emotional intelligence to understand that her smile was most likely a simple, very human acknowledgment from one person to another. That, and she was working, and couldn't run away.

I hate living out here.....weirdos:frown:

So you have proven, but not in the way you intended.
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imported_LoKe

Lifer
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Better a long hair than a short hair. At least you didn't eat it, but, it's just hair. Yeah, it grosses me out, too, but it's probably less gross than what you're eating.
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Eating a Market Fresh with a friend..nothing special....

You're being too modest . . .

Suddenly [. . . ] I find a hair [. . . ]

So I go and complain...while I am waiting, a woman in the pit back there, making sandwiches, [. . .] smiles...:Q

See my answer to your flirting success below.

On the outside I sort of smiled back, and inside I was like:|

The extended tragedies in your life fracture my tender heart.

I flirted with women today so it doesn't look like I had my shirt on backwards....

Your fly was open, which explains your uncustomary success.

Needless to say I REALLY don't want to know what that was about if it wasn't hate or antagonism in any way shape, or form...

Ahhh, your emo problemo has now come perfectly clear. You lack the emotional intelligence to understand that her smile was most likely a simple, very human acknowledgment from one person to another. That, and she was working, and couldn't run away.

I hate living out here.....weirdos:frown:

So you have proven, but not in the way you intended.
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very nice:laugh:
 
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BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Eating a Market Fresh with a friend..nothing special....

You're being too modest . . .

Suddenly [. . . ] I find a hair [. . . ]

So I go and complain...while I am waiting, a woman in the pit back there, making sandwiches, [. . .] smiles...:Q

See my answer to your flirting success below.

On the outside I sort of smiled back, and inside I was like:|

The extended tragedies in your life fracture my tender heart.

I flirted with women today so it doesn't look like I had my shirt on backwards....

Your fly was open, which explains your uncustomary success.

Needless to say I REALLY don't want to know what that was about if it wasn't hate or antagonism in any way shape, or form...

Ahhh, your emo problemo has now come perfectly clear. You lack the emotional intelligence to understand that her smile was most likely a simple, very human acknowledgment from one person to another. That, and she was working, and couldn't run away.

I hate living out here.....weirdos:frown:

So you have proven, but not in the way you intended.
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lol A++++ response
 
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Xyclone

Lifer
Aug 24, 2004
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Screw giving a locket of hair, that's way too cheesy. Putting hair in your potential spouse's food FTW! Much more romantic! ;)
 
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