Witless Protection movie (with Larry Cable Guy)

[Q]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/witless_protection/

 

[ShotgunSteven]

It has happened many times before. They only have the nine reviews up right now anyway.

 

[BudAshes]

I'm pretty sure it only appeals to the "trailer trash" demographic. I don't think a lot of movie reviewers fall into that category.

 

[nakedfrog]

I began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul.

Nice.

 

[Ricochet]

No big surprise there. Larry's film career should have ended before it even began.

 

[cKGunslinger]

The low point of Larry The Cable Guy's Witless Protection comes when Larry tries to check into a small motel. The proprietor is a Middle Eastern man who speaks in backward Yoda language. "Pay with card credit you must!" he says. (Really, Larry The Cable Guy movie? You're going to make fun of how other people talk?) Larry is trying to stay off the radar by not using any plastic, so he's offering to pay with a wad of crumpled-up dollar bills. The clerk says no, it's company policy, he must have a credit card. He is not mean or snippy about it; he's just stating the policy. Lots of hotels require a credit card, if only to cover incidental expenses.

That's when Larry starts abusing him. He unwads a bill and reads aloud how cash is "legal tender for all debts public and private." Then he says, "Can you read English, Pamper-head?!" Then he calls him Mohammed, and makes fun of the guy's real name when he corrects him. Then he pulls out his badge and flat-out threatens him. "You'll be in Club Gitmo faster than you can say 'Eye-slamic jihad,' using your holy book here [referencing a Koran on the desk] for toilet paper!"

Larry The Cable Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Larry The Cable Guy.

Sounds like a winner.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I don't even know who this guy is. I am glad.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

The low point of Larry The Cable Guy's Witless Protection comes when Larry tries to check into a small motel. The proprietor is a Middle Eastern man who speaks in backward Yoda language. "Pay with card credit you must!" he says. (Really, Larry The Cable Guy movie? You're going to make fun of how other people talk?) Larry is trying to stay off the radar by not using any plastic, so he's offering to pay with a wad of crumpled-up dollar bills. The clerk says no, it's company policy, he must have a credit card. He is not mean or snippy about it; he's just stating the policy. Lots of hotels require a credit card, if only to cover incidental expenses.

That's when Larry starts abusing him. He unwads a bill and reads aloud how cash is "legal tender for all debts public and private." Then he says, "Can you read English, Pamper-head?!" Then he calls him Mohammed, and makes fun of the guy's real name when he corrects him. Then he pulls out his badge and flat-out threatens him. "You'll be in Club Gitmo faster than you can say 'Eye-slamic jihad,' using your holy book here [referencing a Koran on the desk] for toilet paper!"

Larry The Cable Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Larry The Cable Guy.

Sounds like a winner.

Why would you, of all people, have a problem with this?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: BudAshes
I'm pretty sure it only appeals to the "trailer trash" demographic. I don't think a lot of movie reviewers fall into that category.

it's potty humor, and like it or not, there is always an audience for potty humor.

 

[Gibsons]

This decade's Ernest.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Gibsons
This decade's Ernest.

Did Ernest ever make asinine racial jokes? I honestly don't know. I'm wondering.

 

[Shawn]

I can't stand that guy. I refuse to see any movie with him in it.

 

[jpeyton]

RT has the movie at 0%?

 

[KK]

I'll wait til its out on the net to see it.

 

[50cent1228]

its not that good

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

The low point of Larry The Cable Guy's Witless Protection comes when Larry tries to check into a small motel. The proprietor is a Middle Eastern man who speaks in backward Yoda language. "Pay with card credit you must!" he says. (Really, Larry The Cable Guy movie? You're going to make fun of how other people talk?) Larry is trying to stay off the radar by not using any plastic, so he's offering to pay with a wad of crumpled-up dollar bills. The clerk says no, it's company policy, he must have a credit card. He is not mean or snippy about it; he's just stating the policy. Lots of hotels require a credit card, if only to cover incidental expenses.

That's when Larry starts abusing him. He unwads a bill and reads aloud how cash is "legal tender for all debts public and private." Then he says, "Can you read English, Pamper-head?!" Then he calls him Mohammed, and makes fun of the guy's real name when he corrects him. Then he pulls out his badge and flat-out threatens him. "You'll be in Club Gitmo faster than you can say 'Eye-slamic jihad,' using your holy book here [referencing a Koran on the desk] for toilet paper!"

Larry The Cable Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Larry The Cable Guy.

Sounds like a winner.

I think he's actually making fun of the red state bush lovers rather than belittling muslims. But maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

The low point of Larry The Cable Guy's Witless Protection comes when Larry tries to check into a small motel. The proprietor is a Middle Eastern man who speaks in backward Yoda language. "Pay with card credit you must!" he says. (Really, Larry The Cable Guy movie? You're going to make fun of how other people talk?) Larry is trying to stay off the radar by not using any plastic, so he's offering to pay with a wad of crumpled-up dollar bills. The clerk says no, it's company policy, he must have a credit card. He is not mean or snippy about it; he's just stating the policy. Lots of hotels require a credit card, if only to cover incidental expenses.

That's when Larry starts abusing him. He unwads a bill and reads aloud how cash is "legal tender for all debts public and private." Then he says, "Can you read English, Pamper-head?!" Then he calls him Mohammed, and makes fun of the guy's real name when he corrects him. Then he pulls out his badge and flat-out threatens him. "You'll be in Club Gitmo faster than you can say 'Eye-slamic jihad,' using your holy book here [referencing a Koran on the desk] for toilet paper!"

Larry The Cable Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Larry The Cable Guy.

Sounds like a winner.

Why would you, of all people, have a problem with this?

So basically, you're equally as retarded?

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

The low point of Larry The Cable Guy's Witless Protection comes when Larry tries to check into a small motel. The proprietor is a Middle Eastern man who speaks in backward Yoda language. "Pay with card credit you must!" he says. (Really, Larry The Cable Guy movie? You're going to make fun of how other people talk?) Larry is trying to stay off the radar by not using any plastic, so he's offering to pay with a wad of crumpled-up dollar bills. The clerk says no, it's company policy, he must have a credit card. He is not mean or snippy about it; he's just stating the policy. Lots of hotels require a credit card, if only to cover incidental expenses.

That's when Larry starts abusing him. He unwads a bill and reads aloud how cash is "legal tender for all debts public and private." Then he says, "Can you read English, Pamper-head?!" Then he calls him Mohammed, and makes fun of the guy's real name when he corrects him. Then he pulls out his badge and flat-out threatens him. "You'll be in Club Gitmo faster than you can say 'Eye-slamic jihad,' using your holy book here [referencing a Koran on the desk] for toilet paper!"

Larry The Cable Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Larry The Cable Guy.

Sounds like a winner.

Why would you, of all people, have a problem with this?

So basically, you're equally as retarded?

Personal attacks aside, you, being a blind bushie, obviously have no problem with the retarded behavior you posted.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

The low point of Larry The Cable Guy's Witless Protection comes when Larry tries to check into a small motel. The proprietor is a Middle Eastern man who speaks in backward Yoda language. "Pay with card credit you must!" he says. (Really, Larry The Cable Guy movie? You're going to make fun of how other people talk?) Larry is trying to stay off the radar by not using any plastic, so he's offering to pay with a wad of crumpled-up dollar bills. The clerk says no, it's company policy, he must have a credit card. He is not mean or snippy about it; he's just stating the policy. Lots of hotels require a credit card, if only to cover incidental expenses.

That's when Larry starts abusing him. He unwads a bill and reads aloud how cash is "legal tender for all debts public and private." Then he says, "Can you read English, Pamper-head?!" Then he calls him Mohammed, and makes fun of the guy's real name when he corrects him. Then he pulls out his badge and flat-out threatens him. "You'll be in Club Gitmo faster than you can say 'Eye-slamic jihad,' using your holy book here [referencing a Koran on the desk] for toilet paper!"

Larry The Cable Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Larry The Cable Guy.

Sounds like a winner.

Why would you, of all people, have a problem with this?

So basically, you're equally as retarded?

Personal attacks aside, you, being a blind bushie, obviously have no problem with the retarded behavior you posted.

Thanks for the laugh. Except I didn't laugh, but the meaning is the same.

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
RT has the movie at 0%?

Only because the scale doesn't go negative.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Personal attacks aside, you, being a blind bushie, obviously have no problem with the retarded behavior you posted.

I'm a what now?

No response needed, I see you were just given a vacation a few moments ago, for being just chocked-full of good sense.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: BudAshes
I'm pretty sure it only appeals to the "trailer trash" demographic. I don't think a lot of movie reviewers fall into that category.

it's potty humor, and like it or not, there is always an audience for potty humor.

Potty humor can be funny. This lacks the funny part of potty humor and then what do you have left?