Without cheating, how old do you think the Shamwow guy is?

[TurtleCrusher]

Surprising?

 

[Schmide]

Makeup powerful stuff.

5 years ago.

 

[Captante]

Meth is one hell of a drug?

 

[crownjules]

He's early 50s right?

I love that the scout's lines in TF2 are based on him.

 

[TwiceOver]

48

 

[PottedMeat]

Makeup powerful stuff.

5 years ago.

well that's after being bit by a hooker



lol damn $1000? that's NY gov pricing

Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
He kisses her.
She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
He runs down to the hotel lobby.
They both get arrested.

 

[1sikbITCH]

I thought this was going to be the thread we had from 5 years ago.

 

[disappoint]

What the? Why didn't he SlapChop® her? Why did she bite his tongue in the first place?

Another fun fact? He sued COS. He's an ex Scientologist.

Lawsuits

The Underground Comedy Movie was the subject of several lawsuits filed by Offer against others. On September 23, 1998, Vince Offer filed a suit against 20th Century Fox and the co-directors of There's Something About Mary, Bobby and Peter Farrelly. Offer claimed that 14 scenes in Mary were lifted from his film. The Farrellys released this statement: "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney."[24] The case was dismissed with prejudice on a motion for summary judgment by order of the court in 2000, and Twentieth Century Fox was awarded $66,336.92 in attorneys' fees.[25]
In 2000, Offer successfully sued Anna Nicole Smith for $4 million, claiming that Smith had agreed to be in his movie, but backed out in 1996 over fears that appearing in the movie would be detrimental to her career.[26] Offer won the lawsuit, but the case was settled anyway.
In 2004, Offer sent out a press release through prnewsonline.com announcing his intention to sue the Church of Scientology. In 1997, while production was ongoing, the Church of Scientology had allegedly begun a large-scale smear campaign against Offer and his film (Offer was a Scientologist at the time).[7] The director claimed the Scientologists' "Celebrity Center" in Hollywood labeled him a "criminal" (based on the rules of Scientology) and threatened his Scientology friends in the movie business with "condemnation" punishment that could be lethal to their careers if they did not write malicious reports against Offer.[7]
Arrest

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer contended that he struck the prostitute when she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual.[2][27][28]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

 

[T_Yamamoto]

52?

Edit: Damn I was close!

 

[Sonikku]

Makeup ftw

 

[Chaotic42]

45

 

[Eug]

He's younger than I guessed. I guessed 50.

 

[Imp]

I was thinking 40 at most.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I was thinking 40 at most.

This.

I thought he was to be about 35 now.

 

[T9D]

I thought you meant in that photo. I was going to say between 35 and 40 back then. Low res photo and make up makes it harder to tell though.

 

[T9D]

Pics of hooker

 

[sao123]

WTF are you guys talking about... Billy Mays is dead... not in jail

 

[n7]

Wow he looks good for 50

 

[Imp]

That hooker looks like someone famous-ish...

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Clean her up a little bit and she's actually gorgeous.