With infinite biotechnology at your disposal,

[FusionKnight]

I think a scorpion stinger would come in fairly handy. No one's gonna f*ck with a dude who has a scorpion stinger the size of my desk coming out of his ass.

FK

 

[ed21x]

oh yeah, for me I would like the arms of a pistol shrimp.

 

[SoundTheSurrender]

The fact that people think this stuff up makes me uncomfortable.

 

[MisterJackson]

A Rhino horn so I could charge your ass.

 

[krunchykrome]

Muscle tissue of a sloth, so that I have an excuse for being lazy.

 

[ed21x]

hahahaha

 

[manowar821]

god damn, furries...?

YIFF YIFF YIFF IN HELL

 

[GenHoth]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Muscle tissue of a sloth, so that I have an excuse for being lazy.

FTMFW!