With all the lame AIM conversations being posted lately, I present to you

[KingNothing]

him: back yet again?
me: presto change-o reboot-o worko
me: I hate windows
him: it works?
me: but I don't know linux
me: so do you go with the fickle woman that you know well or the cute blond that you have a phone number that may not even be hers for?
him: ooohh
him: fickle
him: hmmm
me: hmmm
him: in what way is she fickle?
him: and, do you like her?
me: she's a bit of a resources hog, and does things unexpectedly for no reason
him: resources hog? like she uses too many kleenexes?
me: does things slowly even when presented with the latest and greatest tools
him: on the computer?
me: yeah
him: artist?
me: are you aware I'm not talking about an actual woman?
him: lol
him: now
me: I was presenting an extended metaphor
him: i see
him: ok i gotcha
him: hehe
me: windows being the fickle but well known woman and linux being the cute blond who is unknown
him: yeah
him: im with you now

 

[Koing]

okay man,

My windows looks nice.

Also what is it that he has that makes his system crash?

My system is rock solid and doesn't crash. Can't remember the last time it crashed........

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: Koing
okay man,

My windows looks nice.

Also what is it that he has that makes his system crash?

My system is rock solid and doesn't crash. Can't remember the last time it crashed........

That's not even in the same zip code as what makes this funny. And it was my system, not his that was being fickle. And it wasn't crashing.