Witches Upset by Broomstick Style

HawkeyeNJ

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Witches Upset by Broomstick Style
July 9, 2001 7:57 am EST

LONDON (Reuters) - Hollywood studio Warner Bros has had a spell cast on it for showing apprentice wizard Harry Potter riding his broomstick with the brush part at the back.
A high priest of British White Witches said broomsticks should be ridden the other way round, and has wished for the film to do badly at the box office until the studio admits it got it wrong.

"Warner Bros claims the film is an accurate portrayal of things that happen in witchcraft, yet woodcuts from the 16th and 17th centuries show broomsticks being ridden with the brush part in the front," said Kevin Carlyon, who has his own coven in Sussex, southern England.

"It's a common mistake -- even the sixties TV series 'Bewitched' showed broomsticks being ridden backwards, but this is not correct," he said.

The Harry Potter movie hasn't been released yet, but the trailer shows Harry being taught to ride a broomstick.

Carlyon knows first hand the proper way to ride a broomstick -- he said he had three, though all were grounded at the moment.


"The CAA (Britain's Civil Aviation Authority) won't give me permission to fly," he said.

 

uncouth

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Flying brooms = Wicked Witch of West

Witch flew wrong way, Wizard = Success, Witch flew right way, Witches wrong
 

shiner

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I say that wichever way they can successfully fly and ride one first wins.

By the way...I dated a girl once that liked it "broomstick style."
 

rowcroft

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Yeah, if you go fast all that straw will blow into your face. On the other hand, it would probably do well to keep the bugs away.

Rowcroft
 

kei

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the broomstick goes the other way around
in the olden days, some witches placed mind altering substances on the handle of the broomstick and inserted in it an unmentionable place
they indeed "flew"
little tidbit from the professor of my drug and addictions class
 

MrBond

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<< By the way...I dated a girl once that liked it &quot;broomstick style.&quot; >>



I can only imagine what this might entail :p