Wisconsin Man Dies in Wood Chipper

[Fritzo]

His family should sue the manufacturers of the wood chipper. After all, it says right on the side of the chipper "Insert Limbs Here".

 

[jlbenedict]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
His family should sue the manufacturers of the wood chipper. After all, it says right on the side of the chipper "Insert Limbs Here".

The fvcked up part about that is, they could win that case.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: jlbenedict

Originally posted by: Fritzo
His family should sue the manufacturers of the wood chipper. After all, it says right on the side of the chipper "Insert Limbs Here".

The fvcked up part about that is, they could win that case.

I wont be surprise if they did

 

[NuclearNed]

I don't want to die in any way where afterwards I would have to be sponged up.

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Anybody here seen the goodies that came with the Fargo special edition? Best snowglobe ever, if you can imagine it.

the fargo snowglobe

where would you purchase one of those - does it only come with the fargo collector's edition (might not be a bad purchase, as I don't own the movie).

Yep, only with the special edition. I just looked on Amazon and it has a few for sale that say the globe is included, but it's not cheap, especially considering it's a VHS.

 

[dug777]

:music:What a way to go,
Out like a sucka:music:

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
DIAF is now officially replaced by DIAWC

Man Law!

 

[lozina]

I am having trouble thinking of a worse way to die... perhaps getting your penis cut off and slowly dying from the blood loss? I really dont know

 

[cKGunslinger]

Well, he'll never be the head of a major corporation.


You know, being dead and all.

 

[brandonbull]

Beef grinder would rank down lown too

 

[CKent]

Man, foot first, ow x_x Wouldn't you use a broom handle or another tree limb to clear up clogs? I agree with another poster, owning a tree service you've got to have heard horror stories, maybe even know of some first hand, involving those things. He was retarded to do that.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: CKent
Man, foot first, ow x_x Wouldn't you use a broom handle or another tree limb to clear up clogs? I agree with another poster, owning a tree service you've got to have heard horror stories, maybe even know of some first hand, involving those things. He was retarded to do that.

on the other hand he's probably cleared jams with his boot 1000 times before . . . . .

He just got too comfortable with his equipment and it killed him.

 

[Vic]

One of those big commercial wood chippers wouldn't be the worst way to die. Even though he went feet first, he was probably sucked straight through and dead before he knew what happened. Definitely not gonna be an open casket funeral though...

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

Originally posted by: Sraaz
A woodchipper would hurt like hell. Especially going in foot first.

QFT

I wonder what the company is going to do now that the owner chipped himself? Hopefully there's someone else to step up and run the place, otherwise those employees got some bad times coming ahead

exactly what i was thinking.

 

[Miramonti]

I wouldn't call this retarded so much as very careless.

If you are in a very dangerous environment everyday, its sometimes easy to get a little lax after doing it for years where there is no longer any fear.