- Oct 9, 2002
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I hate Windows.
Cliffs: Fresh Windows install. Barely used anything except Google Chrome. Windows Update botched itself...again!
I can't tell you how many times I've had experiences like this. This problem has happened to me on multiple systems, and it's not just a Windows 8 thing. It's simply not acceptable.
I made a fresh install of Windows 8 Pro + Media Center. Activated it. Installed NVIDIA drivers and Google Chrome, then did practically nothing. I think I didn't even get a chance to install platform drivers. Mostly, I just accessed the system remotely from work to test connectivity to specific web pages. I occasionally allowed it to install some updates.
Today, I needed to install my old CanoScan LiDE25 scanner to scan my driver's license. I had previously used the same scanner on the same machine with the previous Win8 installation (before I changed hard drives). I tried to install using the latest Win7 64-bit driver from the manufacturer's web site...but it wouldn't work. The first self-extracting EXE created another self-extracting EXE, and that one just runs for half a second and disappears. I can't find extracted driver files anywhere. I renamed the second EXE to change the extension from "exe" to "zip" and then extracted the contents. From Device Manager, I tried to update the driver again and pointed it to the extracted files, but it still wouldn't install. I don't remember doing anything fancy to get the driver working with my previous Windows install, so I checked to see if it could get a driver through Windows update. I noticed that Windows Update had been broken since 7/14. The same update (KB2785094) just keeps saying "Failed" over and over and over. As usual, error code "80073712" is only described as "a problem." Could it be any more vague than that? I click "get help with this error" and it opens Windows Help, but all I have is another link that says "Get help for Windows Update error 0x80073712 or 80073712." Seriously? Why not skip that screen entirely and take me to the next one?
It takes me to a help file with three "Methods" to repair. I already tried methods 1 and 2 (run Windows Update troubleshooter, run a couple of commands from an elevated command prompt). They didn't work. Method 3 says to restore or refresh my PC.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO A BRAND NEW INSTALL? Why does Windows simply break itself for no reason?
The previous installation lasted a couple days before Windows trashed itself (that's another story). Now I don't trust this installation and I'm probably going to end up reinstalling again. Reinstalling so frequently will probably wear-out my SSD before I ever have a chance to actually use it!
I shut down the system and started again. Now the scanner is miraculously installed in the Device Manager! I installed Irfanview, registered it, and made my scans. Windows Update still doesn't work.
Cliffs: Fresh Windows install. Barely used anything except Google Chrome. Windows Update botched itself...again!
I can't tell you how many times I've had experiences like this. This problem has happened to me on multiple systems, and it's not just a Windows 8 thing. It's simply not acceptable.
I made a fresh install of Windows 8 Pro + Media Center. Activated it. Installed NVIDIA drivers and Google Chrome, then did practically nothing. I think I didn't even get a chance to install platform drivers. Mostly, I just accessed the system remotely from work to test connectivity to specific web pages. I occasionally allowed it to install some updates.
Today, I needed to install my old CanoScan LiDE25 scanner to scan my driver's license. I had previously used the same scanner on the same machine with the previous Win8 installation (before I changed hard drives). I tried to install using the latest Win7 64-bit driver from the manufacturer's web site...but it wouldn't work. The first self-extracting EXE created another self-extracting EXE, and that one just runs for half a second and disappears. I can't find extracted driver files anywhere. I renamed the second EXE to change the extension from "exe" to "zip" and then extracted the contents. From Device Manager, I tried to update the driver again and pointed it to the extracted files, but it still wouldn't install. I don't remember doing anything fancy to get the driver working with my previous Windows install, so I checked to see if it could get a driver through Windows update. I noticed that Windows Update had been broken since 7/14. The same update (KB2785094) just keeps saying "Failed" over and over and over. As usual, error code "80073712" is only described as "a problem." Could it be any more vague than that? I click "get help with this error" and it opens Windows Help, but all I have is another link that says "Get help for Windows Update error 0x80073712 or 80073712." Seriously? Why not skip that screen entirely and take me to the next one?
It takes me to a help file with three "Methods" to repair. I already tried methods 1 and 2 (run Windows Update troubleshooter, run a couple of commands from an elevated command prompt). They didn't work. Method 3 says to restore or refresh my PC.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO A BRAND NEW INSTALL? Why does Windows simply break itself for no reason?
The previous installation lasted a couple days before Windows trashed itself (that's another story). Now I don't trust this installation and I'm probably going to end up reinstalling again. Reinstalling so frequently will probably wear-out my SSD before I ever have a chance to actually use it!
I shut down the system and started again. Now the scanner is miraculously installed in the Device Manager! I installed Irfanview, registered it, and made my scans. Windows Update still doesn't work.




