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yoda291

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I got to a local Wendy's right at the lunch minding my own business when this guy and his lackey start harrassing me and talking all loud about sports and calling me a nerd and crap. He's wearing a windows shirt so I try and change the topic to computers. Then he starts spewing forth all sorts of profanity and crap about how some software doesn't run on linux and how windows doesn't crash and all sorts. At this point, I'm a little embarrassed by the whole affair so I order my meal and walk away. Before I know it, some guy is tapping me on the shoulder while I"m trying to eat. I turn around and begin to say "Now look, son, I don't want any trouble with you". Before you know it, he whips out his copy of "The Road Ahead" complete with CDROM (which makes it like 80 times more painful) and proceeds to beat me with it. I wake up and find that I've been mugged. Fortunately, they only got away with like 14 bux.


Cliff Notes:
Guy in windows shirt harrasses and mugs me in Wendys. If you see some guy in a windows shirt, please stay away, he is armed and very dangerous.

Poor parody related to http://forums.anandtech.com/me...4969&enterthread=y
 
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Originally posted by: yoda291
I got to a local Wendy's right at the lunch minding my own business when this guy and his lackey start harrassing me and talking all loud about sports and calling me a nerd and crap. He's wearing a windows shirt so I try and change the topic to computers. Then he starts spewing forth all sorts of profanity and crap about how some software doesn't run on linux and how windows doesn't crash and all sorts. At this point, I'm a little embarrassed by the whole affair so I order my meal and walk away. Before I know it, some guy is tapping me on the shoulder while I"m trying to eat. I turn around and begin to say "Now look, son, I don't want any trouble with you". Before you know it, he whips out his copy of "The Road Ahead" complete with CDROM (which makes it like 80 times more painful) and proceeds to beat me with it. I wake up and find that I've been mugged. Fortunately, they only got away with like 14 bux.


Cliff Notes:
Guy in windows shirt harrasses and mugs me in Wendys. If you see some guy in a windows shirt, please stay away, he is armed and very dangerous.

Poor parody related to http://forums.anandtech.com/me...4969&enterthread=y
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"Poor parody"...

You got that right!
 
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PanzerIV

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If you have to point out the thread you're parodying it kinda takes the fun out of it. :(
 
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shuan24

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The first rule of parody threads....You dont talk about the parodied thread (or link to it either).
 
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hevnsnt

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:thumbsdown: With a original thread that was so ripe for parody, this did't quite get it.
 
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