William Shatner Roast on Comedy Central

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There's a torrent at TorrentBox.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: renaldoriggs
Andy Dick is an annoying idiot. His act is tired. "Look at me! Look how crazy I'm acting! Aren't I so crazy?!!! I'm hilarious!"

Yup, he hasn't been funny since news radio. And he was only funny on the show because of the writers.

i didnt even like him on *that*

but i tolerated him

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
heard all about it on Stern

Do you know if they played Greg Giraldo's segment uncensored? I missed that part of the show this morning. I thought he was by far the best performer during the roast.

 

[Pepsei]

hmmm, anyone made joke about him killing his girlfriend?

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
hmmm, anyone made joke about him killing his girlfriend?

I think you're referring to his wife (there is a famous 911 call after he found her at the bottom of the pool - the operator had to yell at him to dive in and fish her out). The producer of the roast apparently felt that would put a damper on things, so he sent an e-mail to the roasters asking them to stay away from that topic.

Artie Lange had, but didn't use, a joke written by Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon:

"In 2004, Bill finally won his first Emmy. It must have really been important to him, because when he got home, he accidentally dropped it in the pool, and he dove right in after it!"

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fij8CaxgUqI

 

[Daaavo]

"In 2004, Bill finally won his first Emmy. It must have really been important to him, because when he got home, he accidentally dropped it in the pool, and he dove right in after it!"

LMAO!!

 

[zanieladie]

I could only handle a small portion of it. I thought it was vulgar.

 

[Kindjal]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
heard all about it on Stern

ditto

 

[Stuxnet]

Watching it now... they're being harsh as hell on the gay dudes.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: zanieladie
I could only handle a small portion of it. I thought it was vulgar.

That's the point.

 

[0]

some of the non vulgar stuff was the best...

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Daaavo

"In 2004, Bill finally won his first Emmy. It must have really been important to him, because when he got home, he accidentally dropped it in the pool, and he dove right in after it!"

LMAO!!

ROTF!

 

[BKLounger]

i still think some of the rips on lisa lampanelli were just classic (especially the black guys joke). I still wanna know why farrah fawcett was there she was kinda useless at the podium.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Daaavo

"In 2004, Bill finally won his first Emmy. It must have really been important to him, because when he got home, he accidentally dropped it in the pool, and he dove right in after it!"

LMAO!!

ROTF!

Ugh....I had a hard time with that one. His wife died you know.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: BKLounger
i still think some of the rips on lisa lampanelli were just classic (especially the black guys joke). I still wanna know why farrah fawcett was there she was kinda useless at the podium.

She appears on most of the roasts on the Howard Stern Show (they've had 3 or 4 this year). On one of them, one of the comics joked, "Lisa Lampanelli has had more black guys' hands on her than the hood of a police car!"

 

[acemcmac]

Anyone have a torrent link yet?

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
I'm rather irritated here - I saw the Pamela Anderson Roast on Comedy Central late at night totally uncensored. Every curse, every lewd gesture, uncensored.
Now it's 1:46am, and the Shatner Roast is still censored. FCC crackdown again? Geez, if they say "F-beep-K YOU!!!", everyone still knows what was said, so saying "F-beep-K YOU!!!" should be considered a bad set of sounds anyway.
Does it just take awhile before they start playing the uncensored version?



But, the Roast. Loved it.
I'd love to Torrent, but I don't have it, and my ISP limits me to 15GB/month upload, which I've already used up with other programs.:disgust::|

CC plays uncensored material on the secret stash Saturday at 1 or 2AM.

 

[Cal166]

Here's a great clip from the PAM roast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8TFnYbNyfw

funny guy!

 

[Kelemvor]

For anyoen who missed this... it's on RIght Now on Comedy Central. Started at 10:30 CST.