Will you sell your penis for 10 million $$$$?

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Will you sell your penis for 10 million dollars?

  • Yes

  • Yes and then I will get a new penis through surgery

  • No, I will never sell my penis

  • There are plenty of dicks on AT so mine won't be missed.

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HamburgerBoy

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
27,111
318
126
In an English literature lecture, during a "class discussion", this one girl kept insisting that every man in the class would gladly have his penis chopped off for a million dollars. All the men told her that she was wrong and she got really defensive and basically just called bullshit. She also claimed to have a billionaire uncle so she was an authority on penis-for-cash transactions, or something.
 
Jaskalas

Jaskalas

Lifer
Jun 23, 2004
35,727
10,030
136
Money is nothing when placed beside an entire reason for existence. A living organism's sole function, if nothing else, is to survive and multiply. Even if you have kids and move past that necessity - the hardwiring is still there. Both the addiction and identity issues.

I would rather lose my face.
 
Paladin3

Paladin3

Diamond Member
Mar 5, 2004
4,933
878
126
I'd have to get a price quote on a bionic penis replacement before I could even consider the $10M offer.
 
Muse

Muse

Lifer
Jul 11, 2001
40,868
10,221
136
No way, my penis is priceless.

Is this the National Enquirer of forums?

MAN SELLS PENIS FOR $10 MILLION!
 
Muse

Muse

Lifer
Jul 11, 2001
40,868
10,221
136
Scarpozzi said:
Indeed, you're correct. That's our PRIVATE AREAS....

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Wail, not havin' seen any Deuce Bigelow movies I gotta say, nice performance there, I dig the accent, but I'm hella confuzed whet the hail the mon was talkin' about.
 
Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
26,391
1,780
126
Muse said:
Wail, not havin' seen any Deuce Bigelow movies I gotta say, nice performance there, I dig the accent, but I'm hella confuzed whet the hail the mon was talkin' about.
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It was just funny watching him look down at the ground each time he said, "I STOOD DOOOOWWWN".

You're not missing much not seeing those movies. You can get about as much entertainment value out of them not knowing the plot and just catching clips on YouTube....or simply searching for the "Rob Schneider South Park" clip.
 
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whm1974

Diamond Member
Jul 24, 2016
9,436
1,571
126
No. 1 Why in Hell would a man sell his for anyway?
No. 2 Why in Hell would some rich crazy dude want a stuffed penis for anyway?
 
clamum

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
26,256
406
126
Pffft, might as well give it up, hasn't been used for nothin but peeing in so long I don't remember any other uses for it. fml
 
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whm1974

Diamond Member
Jul 24, 2016
9,436
1,571
126
clamum said:
Pffft, might as well give it up, hasn't been used for nothin but peeing in so long I don't remember any other uses for it. fml
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It is better to pee standing up then sitting down. :rolleyes: There are some Blue Pills now that can give you your pride back. So take one, and erect up proudly with pride for yourself again!!!

Side Effects: Known to scare young women due to causing Massive erections and insatiable lust. May cause user to take young women against their will.:p

Company not responsible for users actions or the care of the resulting offspring of users.:p
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
62,727
18,899
136
whm1974 said:
It is better to pee standing up then sitting down. :rolleyes: There are some Blue Pills now that can give you your pride back. So take one, and erect up proudly with pride for yourself again!!!

Side Effects: Known to scare young women due to causing Massive erections and insatiable lust. May cause user to take young women against their will.:p

Company not responsible for users actions or the care of the resulting offspring of users.:p
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Viagra doesn't give you erections, it helps you sustain them once you've got them.
Also, may want to dial back the creepy again.
 
Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
70,542
13,792
126
www.anyf.ca
For 10 mil I would, but I'd want a really cool prosthetic one to replace it, just so I can continue peeing standing up. Maybe add a laser aiming system and pressure regulation just for fun. I'd buy an awesome off grid property and put about 1 mil into it to turn it into an awesome homestead that feels more like a resort, keep 500k or so for toys, then invest the rest.
 
snoopy7548

snoopy7548

Diamond Member
Jan 1, 2005
8,254
5,330
146
Sure.

For the record, peeing sitting down is far better than standing up, unless you're at a urinal. In that case, it's better to pee standing up.
 
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whm1974

Diamond Member
Jul 24, 2016
9,436
1,571
126
snoopy7548 said:
Sure.

For the record, peeing sitting down is far better than standing up, unless you're at a urinal. In that case, it's better to pee standing up.
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Standing up lets the owner pee anywhere. The World is his Urinal. :p Peeing sitting down is only worthwhile while shitting at the same time.:p
 
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