Will you become a religious preacher if it means $$$$$ for you?

[ImpulsE69]

You don't have to be a believer to do well, you just have to be a good salesman.

Bill Clinton would have been a good one.

 

[Smoblikat]

Hell yes.

 

[soulcougher73]

No, my atheistic morals are better than the relgious ones. Sorry.

 

[jagec]

Do you have to give back the money if you're found out to be a charlatan?

What, you mean if someone proved that heaven didn't exist?

I think you already know the answer to that one.:whiste:

 

[waggy]

Absolutely, no doubt about it

/this

I wouldn't have a problem with it.

 

[Captante]

Sure why not.

 

[Vdubchaos]

No, I have morals that prevent me from being a shit stain con man.

x2

 

[Newell Steamer]

Yes. Because I don't believe in even a quarter of the shit I am pitching in business meetings now.

Religion is pretty easy, since the people that follow it want to follow it,.. so, you just tell them what they want (or in their mind's) need to hear.

 

[zinfamous]

You'll have to ask your god. I suspect that it will turn out to be okay.

So money and slaves?

Where do I sign up, OP?

 

[Rakehellion]

I could also make millions by selling cocaine or starting a boy band.

 

[inachu]

You don't have to believe in it. You just have to convince other people you do so.

Lets say for a million $$$$$ a year, will you fake being a religious preacher? Assume you can be a great showman.

No need being fake.

All you need is the Bible and no degree is needed.

Sometimes I feel degrees are needed because todays fake pastors say you can put your hands on the TV and your dead loved one will rise from the dead.

Or take Mr. Hinn. His brother steals from the church all the time and uses the money as his own.

Who is the #1 fake pastor of all time? Joel Osteen of course.
A feel good church that hardly mentions being saved.

But who proudly proclaims being fake and makes tons of money doing it?

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS. Rev. Ivan Stang. PRAISE BOB!

 

[Vdubchaos]

Bottom line is, people love imaginary/crazy/fake shit.

 

[KMFJD]

Nope, not a chance

 

[Sonikku]

Yes but only if I can be a preacher for this church. http://www.templeofthejediorder.org/

 

[moonbogg]

yep sure would.

 

[Muse]

First off, only if I truly believed in my preaching and that it was benefiting people. That means my not being motivated by my desire to make a buck.

The poll is an abomination.

 

[Linux23]

in a heartbeat if i had any experience in public speaking and a tiny shred of charisma.

 

[Majes]

I considered being a pastor years ago, and had an offer to youth pastor a local church. For a million a year I would definitely consider switching careers. I have most of the educational background already.

 

[cbrunny]

I'd need at least seven dollar signs. Five isn't enough.

 

[BurnItDwn]

A million doillars a year to lie to people and make shit up, hell yes! Count me in!

 

[Vdubchaos]

A million doillars a year to lie to people and make shit up, hell yes! Count me in!

Begs the question, why haven't you done it already?

 

[Puppies04]

Plenty of bible quotes about money, any preacher who gets paid a million $ a year isn't reaally religious.

So to answer the OP. Damm straight I will lie to people for money. Pretty much what I do for a living now anyway.

 

[Kelvrick]

I didn't read any of the responses. In addition to getting paid, do I get to pretty much have a harem of wives, too like those cult religions?

Count me in, either way.

 

[DrunkenSano]

I would spew any amount of bullshit they want me to for $$$$.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Begs the question, why haven't you done it already?

I make shit up and lie to people for FREE.
Nobody is gonna pay me a million bucks to do it.