Will video games protect your son's virginity?

[zaza]

I have a son on the way and I want to make sure he doesn't lose his virginity until he's 18 years old. I was told the best way to protect his virginity is if he played video games but I was also warned that it's very likely he would remain a virgin his entire life. I don't want that for him, I want him to remain a virgin until he's 18 only, should I have him play video games or is it too risky?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

The trolling is strong with this one

 

[Sulaco]

You're trolling internet forums at 6:30am.

A) You don't have a son.

B) You will never have a son.

C) I'd worry more about your own permanent virginity.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

Make him a big Star Wars fanboi?

 

[balloonshark]

I think his virginity would be safe if he was dating Tim Tebow :hmm:

 

[crownjules]

The trolling is strong with this one

Actually it's pretty weak.

 

[shortylickens]

Video games kept me safe until I joined the Navy.

Then I boned every nasty skank the 7 Seas had to offer.
I'm actually quite lucky to not be dead right now.

 

[ControlD]

You're trolling internet forums at 6:30am.

A) You don't have a son.

B) You will never have a son.

C) I'd worry more about your own permanent virginity.

Topic solved.

Best answer provided by Sulaco.