Will they ever replace Toilet Paper??

[Electric Amish]

I mean like in the film Demolition Man with the "Three Sea Shells".

It seems like there should be a better, more hygenic way of cleaning after going to the bathroom.

amish

 

[GoingUp]

Be a man, use your hand

 

[BatmanNate]

With 3 seashells.

 

[dquan97]

How do u use sea shells to "clean" yourself. I used them before and they scratched up my bum! tip: look for smooth sea shells

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
With 3 seashells.

HA!

Originally posted by: dquan97
How do u use sea shells to "clean" yourself.

HAHA! He doesn't know how to use the sea shells!

 

[Mutilator]

Just take a dump and then hop in the shower. Nothin like the smell of steamy crap in the morning.

 

[rpc64]

Yes but what do you do with the seashells after you're "done"?

 

[Queasy]

Well, you could always install a b'day(sp?) in your bathroom. That'll wake you up in the morning.

 

[rpc64]

Originally posted by: Mutilator
Just take a dump and then hop in the shower. Nothin like the smell of steamy crap in the morning.

LoL!

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Well, you could always install a b'day(sp?) in your bathroom. That'll wake you up in the morning.

Bidet

amish

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
With 3 seashells.

Damn you!!

 

[acidvoodoo]

Originally posted by: rpc64
Yes but what do you do with the seashells after you're "done"?

eat them?

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: dquan97
How do u use sea shells to "clean" yourself.

HAHA! He doesn't know how to use the sea shells!

haha...what kind of person doesnt know how to use the seashells?

 

[MaxDepth]

hirsute_club_spokesman: yeah, I wish there was a better way.

 

[Brutuskend]

One word, bidet.

Edit: Damn, Electric Amish beat me to it. (it took me too long to figure out how to spell it....)

 

[crypticlogin]

It seems like there should be a better, more hygenic way of cleaning after going to the bathroom.

I'm sure somebody already has a better way, but it's either too embarassing or too expensive. Long live toilet paper!

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
hirsute_club_spokesman: yeah, I wish there was a better way.

Ouch....

amish

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
One word, bidet.

Yeah, but you still have to use a towel or something, don't you??

amish <-- never really understood the use of a bidet...

 

[rpc64]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
hirsute_club_spokesman: yeah, I wish there was a better way.

Oh man what a great thread this is.....

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: dquan97
How do u use sea shells to "clean" yourself.

HAHA! He doesn't know how to use the sea shells!

haha...what kind of person doesnt know how to use the seashells?

the kind that doesn't watch stupid movies like Demolition Man

 

[MaxDepth]

No, it isn't me.


But em-bare-assing for him, though.


:Q

 

[Christoph]

Get a bidet seat for your existing toilet.

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: Christoph
Get a bidet seat for your existing toilet.

sold to you by a guy named, "Love." How appropriate...

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Christoph
Get a bidet seat for your existing toilet.

HOLY CRAP!!!

Gentle Aerated Warm Washer
Front and Rear Washing
Massage feature with cycling motion
Adjustable Water Temperature and Volume
Automatic Air Deodorizer
Heated Seat with Temperature Control
SoftClose Anti-bacterial Seat
Convenient Wireless Remote Control with large LCD Panel
Docking Station Makes Cleaning and Installing Easy

amish :Q:Q

 

[dolph]

my God, did everyone who saw this thread title automatically thing "demolition man?" we are so predictable

like most americans, bidets scare and confuse me. though one day, i might try it.