Will Skoorb officially declare himself an American?

[UNCjigga]

I think the years he's spent in America have changed him, so that he can no longer call himself a Canadian. In fact, he's even begun to question certain facets of Canadianness, such as enjoying mass quantities of reefer and sucking at sports (hmm...do those go hand-in-hand?)

I don't know for sure, but I suspect Skoorb doesn't even drink Canadian beer anymore! When was the last time he asked a friend to send him some Kokanee Gold via UPS?

As a Canadian, I can no longer stand idly by while Skoorb expresses his disdain for our olympic team, our lax drug enforcement, our military prowess and our exports of hippies to Oregon. Skoorb, you must renounce your Canadianness and declare yourself an American!

 

[Twista]

huh?

 

[wfbberzerker]

my cats breath smells like fish food.

 

[booger711]

yeah skoorb, its a great way to better yourself

 

[BullyCanadian]

Ya skoorb its a great way to get about 5 billion people to hate you.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
Ya skoorb its a great way to get about 5 billion people to hate you.

and 230 million to like you more

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: booger711
yeah skoorb, its a great way to better yourself

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: booger711
yeah skoorb, its a great way to better yourself

 

[Deadtrees]

Read my sig.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: Deadtrees
Read my sig.

that's a healthy mentality