Will NFS4's 10,000th Post Crash FuseTalk or Cause Some Funky Time/Space Continum Break? ?

[Windogg]

Just a thought over coffee.

Windogg

 

[Adul]

Or will it cause thousands of members to run stark nekkid throughout the city?

 

[Yeeny]

God, I hope not Adul, no offense, but the thought of all those people naked is enough to make me lose my cookies.

I think it is one of the signs of the Apocolypse myself.

 

[Batti]

Maybe we'll all skip back a week and have to relive the reign of Thunderbooty!

Eventually, someone will encode a subliminal message in NFS4, and he'll get us out of the loop, but not before thousands of members proposition poor Chip!

 

[Buddha Bart]

the 10,000th post will break the charachter limit on the post# variable, and he will cycle back to 1 post.

Then he'll really start neffing.

bart

 

[NFS4]

My 10,000th post will have the Thunderbird forums boxes screaming in ecstasy

 

[Jonny]

NFS4, just curious, what do you do through out the day? Do you work, are you in school? Cuz, whatever you do, you must have good access to the net.

 

[NFS4]

Get up, eat...go to class, come back and post, go to class, come back and post, go to class, etc.

 

[KidViciou$]

windogg, go check up on your 'pal', we havent heard about him in a few days

 

[dennilfloss]

"Get up, eat...go to class, come back and post, go to class, come back and post, go to class, etc."

Mmm...No mention of sex. 'Etc...' doesn't count as no self-respecting guy would consider sex as an 'etc...' I guess that means he ain't getting any.



Little Willy (The Sweet)

 

[Czar]

We will see Fusetalk crash the Sun servers and we will all loose our profiles so NFS4 can start again to reach the 10.000th post.

And we can blame him for making us all Junior members again

 

[kami]

I dunno, but 10,000 posts should be a new status...or let you choose your own status if you get to such a damn high post count

 

[Napalm381]

Mass hysteria, riots, looting, and general civil disorder. I'll be spending the nite in my Y2K bunker

 

[Spook]

I don't know, like Y2K... it adds another digit... are we sure the software can handle it... or are we looking at mass meltdown of the Anandtech forums....???

 

[BoberFett]

It will not add another digit, there's no way Zuni would have stored the post count in a char() field. At the very worst, he stored it in a smallint field which would crap out at 32,767. He most likely stores the postcount in an int field which will go to 2 billion.

 

[narzy]

no nekkidness??? DANG

gets pants back on...

 

[snow patrol]

dennilfloss - haha, that's mean

 

[NFS4]

I don't think that I'm married yet...nope last time I checked, the only ring I had on my finger was my HS ring.

 

[Russ]

There really is no such person as NFS4. It is actually an experimental AI Bot incorporated in to the software by Zuni. It was an assignment from Anand to demonstrate the true power of fuseTalk.

Russ, NCNE

 

[GL]

Russ,

Rumour has it that the NFS4 software has been running at DDR to reach 10,000 posts

-GL

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Maybe he'll get upgraded to NFS4-SP1

 

[bigben]

Russ, you are sooo close. Brandon is actually an experimental bot made by Anand to run a variety of stability tests on his new hardware. Anand likes fast cars, so he figured "why not make a bot that loves racing games and perfomance vehicles?" Thus, the figure "Brandon" was created a few years ago with NSF4 as the main testing program. Somehow "Brandon" took over one of Anand's boxes and got onto the forums. The anomaly, however, is not in this "NSF4"'s existence, but in everyones blind belief that he is actually human.

 

[Lozer]

I bet ya if he had a girlfriend or a fast car he wouldnt even be on these boards 24/7.

 

[Napalm381]

Lozer- Go away.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Lozer: I'd say the same to you. But we all have seen the result of that before.