Will Mark Cuban kill himself if the Mavericks don't win the NBA championship?

[Random Variable]

 

[Flyback]

I'm still puzzled as to how anyone thought his dotcom had worth

 

[IAteYourMother]

he has too much money

 

[EvilYoda]

Yeah, death by giving himself paper cuts with $1M bills.

 

[scttgrd]

We can only hope, then he can stop bitching about broadband video content.

 

[MDE]

No, he'll sell the Mavericks and buy the Cubs.

 

[scttgrd]

Can't he just go away quietly?

 

[batchusa]

Originally posted by: scttgrd
Can't he just go away quietly?

Why should he?

 

[JRich]

Yes, then the Mavs will win the next one.

 

[tfinch2]

I could only hope...

 

[cKGunslinger]

You must not know Mark...

 

[Anubis]

huh?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
I could only hope...

Yeah, where's this choice?

 

[Pocatello]

Owners usually fire coaches for not winning championships, they don't kill themselves.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Yes, he will strap a bomb to his body and force his way into David Sterns office and detonate it