will karma get me back for this?

[bigrash]

so our cafeteria has a special where if you buy a meal then dessert is only 50 cents. today they had this swweeeet apple pie. Normally I have lunch here in the cafeteria about once or twice a week, but not today. I lied to the cashier and told her that i had a meal earlier today so she gave me the pie for only 50 cents. normally its 1.50. girl sitting next to me is pissed cause i lied and she said karma's gonna get me back.

 

[Patt]

It always comes back ... :evil:

 

[meltdown75]

Magic 8-Ball says "not likely"

 

[sixone]

I certainly hope so.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

you're a thief.

 

[Accipiter22]

karma is what pvssies use to make themselves feel better about perceived wrong. They lack the spine and fortitude to go do it themselevs, so they rely on some invisible cosmic force to get retribution. In short, no, you got the apple pie for 50 cents. good job.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

You will be shitting piss tonight.

 

[scarpent]

Have you been watching "My Name is Earl"?

 

[Baked]

Dude, you're gonna choke and die one day while eating a piece of apple pie.

 

[johnjohn320]

Maybe karma won't do anything about it, but you're still a douche.

 

[Drakkon]

it would be more like the lowly lunch lady will come up short by $1...she will be fired...she will go on welfare...whcih will be paid for by your tax $$ in the long run

 

[imported_Owl]

To be really safe, go immediately to the cafeteria, get down on your knees, confess, and hand them a $1.00 dollar bill. It will save you, and you will sleep well tonight. Hurry!!!

 

[Atomicus]

Is the girl pork-ish? If so, then karma will swing by her way for being a gluttonous hog

 

[xSauronx]

youre probably going to lose a buck one day and wonder where it went.

that bitch in the cafeteria robbed you: make her feel the pain.

 

[LtPage1]

Who cares about karma? You stole from them.

 

[nakedfrog]

Did you buy pie on the days when you did eat lunch there?

 

[bigrash]

damn that was a good pie

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Did you buy pie on the days when you did eat lunch there?

nope, never ate dessert there before

 

[PingSpike]

If karma does get you back, it will be for one dollar. I think you'll live.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: bigrash
damn that was a good pie

Man, you're soooo gonna have massive explosive diarrhea and blow out your ring and die of bleeding from your sh1tter.

 

[YetioDoom]

Something bad will happen to you. Whether you believe it was becuase of this is up to you.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: bigrash
so our cafeteria has a special where if you buy a meal then dessert is only 50 cents. today they had this swweeeet apple pie. Normally I have lunch here in the cafeteria about once or twice a week, but not today. I lied to the cashier and told her that i had a meal earlier today so she gave me the pie for only 50 cents. normally its 1.50. girl sitting next to me is pissed cause i lied and she said karma's gonna get me back.

What she meant was: 'I am not giving you a BJ'

 

[Swag1138]

You're fine. At least until you win the lottery, then you'll have to look out.

 

[illusion88]

You will loose $1 to the washer machine.

 

[40Hands]

Karma is a load of crap.