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Will It Fit a Camel?

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Carbo

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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her with surprise. She is, after all, over 80 years of age. But he very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.




BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! ......... at least I think so.
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
1/10

Would have been higher but I got this in an email from a friend of a friend of a friend 2 weeks ago.
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That would imply you have friends. We know that isn't true.
 
The last time I've heard this joke was in late 1980's in Russia. Seriously. Amazing how many jokes travel around the globe.
 
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