Will coke / Mountain Dew kill your s*****??

[Bluga]

Is this true or its just one of those email forwards?

 

[Sluggo]

No, Coke and Mountain Dew just make your testicles fall off, your sperms live on.

 

[toant103]

hahaha

 

[MrDingleDangle]

yes it does...its all a government plot...only us smart people know about it so only we can further the human race...


wwait a minute...D@MN IT, i wasnt supposed to say that

 

[MajesticMoose]

The only way that the yellow dye is going to do anything to you is if you drink an insane amount of the soda

m00se

 

[Rent]

<< The only way that the yellow dye is going to do anything to you is if you drink an insane amount of the soda

m00se >>



Crap :Q

 

[Kronos]

think about it for just a minute. Do you really think that they would allow that to be approved and do you really think that it would still be available? I think not.

 

[MrHelpful]

Nope. Totally false. I've been drinking barrels of it every day and I am still at top fertility level. :Q

 

[gopunk]

i didn't know sperm was banned

and it isn't. wtf is wrong with you people? just say it! sperm!

 

[ViperVin2]

<< The only way that the yellow dye is going to do anything to you is if you drink an insane amount of the soda

m00se >>

 

[gopunk]

last i checked, it kills sperm yes, but it's not like you have a finite number of sperm in your life. you produce more.... at a really fast rate....

 

[GagBag]

who cares, unless you plan on knocking some chick up, drink all the dew you want. but even then, you make like 5 billion sperm a day.......

 

[yakko]

If you shoot into a glass full of it they will all die.

 

[Bluga]

conclusion?

 

[Pastore]

Conclusion? Squirt some Mountain Dew inside your lady with a turkey baster before you begin intercourse... Very cheap contraceptive!

 

[LuNoTiCK]

It's alright, I have enough to spare. I keep making em.

 

[Spamela]

coke will, but you have to add an aspirin to the bottle.

 

[prodigy]

No

 

[gittyup]

I have been drinking MD for years. I have 2 daughters and both were one shot deals. Get my drift.

 

[bootymac]

Bruce Lee would whip your sperm

 

[geekybear]

maybe if you actually pour the stuff on the sperm then yeah it may kill it

 

[erikiksaz]

<points and laughs> Huh huh, you guys said sperm, huh huh </points and laughs>

 

[Linux23]

<< If you shoot into a glass full of it they will all die. >>




LOL!

wouldn't the sugar provide the sperm with the energy to survive though?