Will coke / Mountain Dew kill your s*****??

Sluggo

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No, Coke and Mountain Dew just make your testicles fall off, your sperms live on.
 
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yes it does...its all a government plot...only us smart people know about it so only we can further the human race...


wwait a minute...D@MN IT, i wasnt supposed to say that
 

MajesticMoose

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The only way that the yellow dye is going to do anything to you is if you drink an insane amount of the soda

m00se
 

Rent

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<< The only way that the yellow dye is going to do anything to you is if you drink an insane amount of the soda

m00se
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Crap :Q :confused:
 

Kronos

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think about it for just a minute. Do you really think that they would allow that to be approved and do you really think that it would still be available? I think not.
 

MrHelpful

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Nope. Totally false. I've been drinking barrels of it every day and I am still at top fertility level. :Q
 

gopunk

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i didn't know sperm was banned

and it isn't. wtf is wrong with you people? just say it! sperm!
 

ViperVin2

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<< The only way that the yellow dye is going to do anything to you is if you drink an insane amount of the soda

m00se
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gopunk

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last i checked, it kills sperm yes, but it's not like you have a finite number of sperm in your life. you produce more.... at a really fast rate....
 

GagBag

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who cares, unless you plan on knocking some chick up, drink all the dew you want. but even then, you make like 5 billion sperm a day.......
 

Pastore

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Conclusion? Squirt some Mountain Dew inside your lady with a turkey baster before you begin intercourse... Very cheap contraceptive!
 

gittyup

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I have been drinking MD for years. I have 2 daughters and both were one shot deals. Get my drift. ;)
 

Linux23

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<< If you shoot into a glass full of it they will all die. >>




LOL! :)

wouldn't the sugar provide the sperm with the energy to survive though?