wifes b-day

OrByte

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hmmm dunnno what lighters you are talking about

BUT

I can say that nothing says "I love you" like giving her a gift which assists her in shortening her lifespan.

:)
 

leftyman

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i think i will go with the gun lighter... although the dildo thats available in black is tempting
 

Bryophyte

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Apr 25, 2001
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That's lovely. I'm sure all her friends will be jealous when she shows them her nifty new gun shaped lighter that she got for her birthday.
 

Noid

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Sep 20, 2000
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No! ...

go to Victoria's secret ... and get stuff for you ! :p
(opps .. I meant for her ... )
 

gooseman

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You're not serious are you? If you are going to get her a lighter for a birthday present you'd better be shopping for a divorce lawyer too.