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Rip the Jacker

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Amputating His Hand

China: He Ling from Chengdu city has amputated her husband's right hand after catching him video chatting to girls at a local internet cafe. Her husband, Jiang Ming, had promised he would spend time with his new son in preference to the net.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming.

Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his verdict.

ChrisGoku7m: LOFL

Source: http://www.int.iol.co.za/index...d=iol1188371330231W100
 
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Wuffsunie

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I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
 
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TruePaige

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Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
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Must of been a clean cut. 0.0
 
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Auric

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Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
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Seriousry! It's like: "Wha... something's wrong with my computer".

 
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KoolDrew

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Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
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Seriousry! It's like: "Wha... something's wrong with my computer".
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:laugh:
 
SKORPI0

SKORPI0

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Originally posted by: KoolDrew
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
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Seriousry! It's like: "Wha... something's wrong with my computer".
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:laugh:
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"Techsupport, my mouse does not move" !!! :D

 
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NikolaeVarius

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Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
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Actually, if the cut is fast enough, you don't feel anything. There have been stories of people swimming in the ocean start feeling a weird feeling in their leg, and when they reach down, they realize that their leg was eaten by a shark.

Its interesting.
 
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clamum

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So wtf, how did she cut it off? I don't get it. You're sitting there on the computer and you don't see someone come up to you and cut your hand off? I'm fuckin :confused: on this one.
 
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nick1985

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Originally posted by: clamum
So wtf, how did she cut it off? I don't get it. You're sitting there on the computer and you don't see someone come up to you and cut your hand off? I'm fuckin :confused: on this one.
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I would like to know what it was cut off with as well. Im guessing one swift judo chop to the hand!
 
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Mo0o

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Originally posted by: clamum
So wtf, how did she cut it off? I don't get it. You're sitting there on the computer and you don't see someone come up to you and cut your hand off? I'm fuckin :confused: on this one.
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dont underestimate a meat cleaver
 
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Auric

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Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Originally posted by: KoolDrew
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
Click to expand...

Seriousry! It's like: "Wha... something's wrong with my computer".
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:laugh:
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"Techsupport, my mouse does not move" !!! :D
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"Is your hand plugged into your arm?"


"Connected" would have been more fitting than "plugged" but you get the point. :p
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

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Man...that must have been some video chat. Good thing she didn't get the other hand. Then he would have been an amputee AND castrated.
 
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imported_Imp

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Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
Amputating His Hand

China: He Ling from Chengdu city has amputated her husband's right hand after catching him video chatting to girls at a local internet cafe. Her husband, Jiang Ming, had promised he would spend time with his new son in preference to the net.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming.

Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his verdict.

ChrisGoku7m: LOFL

Source: http://www.int.iol.co.za/index...d=iol1188371330231W100
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I keep seeing this in most of these "types" of stories. Are people just stupid and desperate or is "love" that powerful?
 
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Kaspian

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Originally posted by: tenshodo13
Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I love the guy's reaction. I mean, how involved do you have to be in your chatting (and what in god's name did the wife use) so that the first thing you notice is not unbearable pain in your arm, but rather that the mouse stops moving.
Click to expand...

Actually, if the cut is fast enough, you don't feel anything. There have been stories of people swimming in the ocean start feeling a weird feeling in their leg, and when they reach down, they realize that their leg was eaten by a shark.

Its interesting.
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My cousing was stabbed once on his abdomen and once on his lower back (by the kidneys). He told me he did not know he was cut. All he felt was two punches.
 
Pepsei

Pepsei

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saw a story the other day ... these parents trying to cure their kid's addiction to some online games by changing the login password.

the kid killed himself.....
 
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