Wife is pissed a woman gave me her cell # today

eLiTeGoodGuy

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So I had to get my hair cut today, first time in 2 months. The lady that was cutting my hair was asking me all kinds of wierd questions. I just assumed that she was just trying to make conversation. Well at the end of my haircut I get up to see my wife standing at the front of the store waiting on me.

When we get up there she charges me $5 less than she should. And my uses her card to pay for it so the hair stylist obviously knows we're together (and hopefully married).

She says to me as my wife is turned away "let me give you my card" has 2 numbers on it that she wrote out real quick. One was her work number (I'm guessing) and another was for a cell phone. I say thank you and put it in my pocket real quick.

On the way home I tell my wife, we had a good laugh about it. for a while now she doesn't want me to go back to the same place for my hair cut (I've been going there for 4 years)
 

Xionide

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Tell your wife "SHUDUP BIATCH AND MAKE ME A GOD DAMNED SANDWICH". If she doesn't comply beat her with a 2X4 while crying and keep yelling "Why do you make me beat you?". And this concludes xionide's 2 steps to greater (trailer park) marriage.

-Xionide
 

NogginBoink

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Wives do that.

If anyone knows of a reply to the wife that will defuse the situation, please let me know.

But in my (admittedly limited) experience, there is absolutely nothing you can do that will make the wife not-pissed at you, even though there is nothing you did to cause this situation.
 

Atomicus

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Don't be whipped. If that lady cuts your hair the way you like it, then you keep going. The last thing you want is your wife having your balls in a vise :thumbsdown:
 

eLiTeGoodGuy

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Originally posted by: zer0burn
tell your wife to stop being so insecure, however u should throw out the card...

Card has been destroyed, she's laughin about it more now. I think it's funny more than anything. When I'm single I couldn't get a girl to give me her number. I'm married they want to throw it at me
 

sonambulo

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Originally posted by: eLiTeGoodGuy
Card has been destroyed, she's laughin about it more now. I think it's funny more than anything. When I'm single I couldn't get a girl to give me her number. I'm married they want to throw it at me

yeah, no joke. if you're really trying to get laid go out and buy a cheap wedding band (like 25 bucks) and slip it on before you go to the bars. you'll get 3x more numbers.
 

EagleKeeper

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Only option would be to ask your wife if you can go there, but agree to have a different person work on your hair.

The lady was wrong and your wife has every reason to be upset.

Peace in the family is well worth it.
 

RKS

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Tell your wife "SHUDUP BIATCH AND MAKE ME A GOD DAMNED SANDWICH". If she doesn't comply beat her with a 2X4 while crying and keep yelling "Why do you make me beat you?". And this concludes xionide's 2 steps to greater (trailer park) marriage.

-Xionide


shoudn't that be a turkey pot pie?
:D
 

her209

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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
If anyone knows of a reply to the wife that will defuse the situation, please let me know.
You could tell her that the hairdresser said she was a lucky woman for bagging such a handsome guy.
 

Chu

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Originally posted by: sonambulo
Originally posted by: eLiTeGoodGuy
Card has been destroyed, she's laughin about it more now. I think it's funny more than anything. When I'm single I couldn't get a girl to give me her number. I'm married they want to throw it at me

yeah, no joke. if you're really trying to get laid go out and buy a cheap wedding band (like 25 bucks) and slip it on before you go to the bars. you'll get 3x more numbers.

I gotta try that
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: eLiTeGoodGuy
Originally posted by: zer0burn
tell your wife to stop being so insecure, however u should throw out the card...

Card has been destroyed, she's laughin about it more now. I think it's funny more than anything. When I'm single I couldn't get a girl to give me her number. I'm married they want to throw it at me

yeah i noticed that also.

when i was single it was a pain to get womens numbers. soon as i got married ithey started giving it to me. fricken weird.

even now i actually get hit on by women! sheesh.
 

NogginBoink

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: NogginBoink
If anyone knows of a reply to the wife that will defuse the situation, please let me know.
You could tell her that the hairdresser said she was a lucky woman for bagging such a handsome guy.

You're not married, are you?
 

BadNewsBears

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Originally posted by: eLiTeGoodGuy
Originally posted by: zer0burn
tell your wife to stop being so insecure, however u should throw out the card...

Card has been destroyed, she's laughin about it more now. I think it's funny more than anything. When I'm single I couldn't get a girl to give me her number. I'm married they want to throw it at me

Wifee clean you up??? :beer:
 

PCTweaker5

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Originally posted by: Xionide
Tell your wife "SHUDUP BIATCH AND MAKE ME A GOD DAMNED SANDWICH". If she doesn't comply beat her with a 2X4 while crying and keep yelling "Why do you make me beat you?". And this concludes xionide's 2 steps to greater (trailer park) marriage.

-Xionide

God I love you man!
 

cronos

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Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
Only option would be to ask your wife if you can go there, but agree to have a different person work on your hair.

The lady was wrong and your wife has every reason to be upset.

Peace in the family is well worth it.
 

Teliasen

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Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
Only option would be to ask your wife if you can go there, but agree to have a different person work on your hair.

The lady was wrong and your wife has every reason to be upset.

Peace in the family is well worth it.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: NogginBoink
If anyone knows of a reply to the wife that will defuse the situation, please let me know.
You could tell her that the hairdresser said she was a lucky woman for bagging such a handsome guy.
You're not married, are you?
I'm not going to make that mistake. ;)