So I got home from work last night, and no sooner did I clear the door, when all of a sudden my wife chimes in. "You're late!" Yeah babe, I know, but we had a tough customer, who took a lot of time.
She says, I will also let you know, that you did not mow the lawn last Sunday! I know babe, but if you remember, I worked last Sunday, so how would I have had time to mow the lawn???
Nevermind that, she says. You, Dunlap, and Dickydoo are going to need to make some changes around here. What kind of changes? Who are Dunlap and Dickydoo? She is really irratating me, at this point, just being a total bitch! Now I'm getting agitated.
So she lays it on me. Your belly dunlap over your belt, and your belly sticks out farther than you dicky do. 😉 🙂
She says, I will also let you know, that you did not mow the lawn last Sunday! I know babe, but if you remember, I worked last Sunday, so how would I have had time to mow the lawn???
Nevermind that, she says. You, Dunlap, and Dickydoo are going to need to make some changes around here. What kind of changes? Who are Dunlap and Dickydoo? She is really irratating me, at this point, just being a total bitch! Now I'm getting agitated.
So she lays it on me. Your belly dunlap over your belt, and your belly sticks out farther than you dicky do. 😉 🙂
