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Wife for sale.

The replies are hilarious!

Q: want to swap classic '64 model she has thrown a rod but with a new mill she will be good for a few more miles. sadly the paint has cracked in the sun and the springs have gone in the upholstery leading to sag. could i ask if yours suffers from the same lubrication problems? as i really can't afford another broken rod. (last one i was off work for a fornight).
03-Jul-06
A: this one`s no good for you mate and yours seems to of seen better days!!!!!

Q: just wondering if there is any major areas of rust on her at all and does she go well
03-Jul-06
A: about had it not many rides left in her



Q: hi mate,is it a soft top?can't see from this angle,does it purr like a kitten?or make noises when not serviced!would you take part exchange on older model.........barny s.wales
03-Jul-06
A: need a younger sportier model with big headlights as im gonna do some night time rallying!!



Q: looks like your food was picked up off the floor!!! by the way what one is your missus????????
03-Jul-06
A: there both good looking



Q: Hi, I need a new model, to take on holiday with me. The problem is i have a very large case and i hope i can squeze it in her boot. whats the fuel consumption like, does it SWOLLOW the juice??
03-Jul-06
A: takes no juice what so ever!!! :-(



Q: hi ive been looking for this model in 3 door for a while. is there enough room in the boot for me to fit my package into??
03-Jul-06
A: bit of a tight squeeze but worth a try

 
Originally posted by: J0hnny
The replies are hilarious!

Q: want to swap classic '64 model she has thrown a rod but with a new mill she will be good for a few more miles. sadly the paint has cracked in the sun and the springs have gone in the upholstery leading to sag. could i ask if yours suffers from the same lubrication problems? as i really can't afford another broken rod. (last one i was off work for a fornight).
03-Jul-06
A: this one`s no good for you mate and yours seems to of seen better days!!!!!

Q: just wondering if there is any major areas of rust on her at all and does she go well
03-Jul-06
A: about had it not many rides left in her



Q: hi mate,is it a soft top?can't see from this angle,does it purr like a kitten?or make noises when not serviced!would you take part exchange on older model.........barny s.wales
03-Jul-06
A: need a younger sportier model with big headlights as im gonna do some night time rallying!!



Q: looks like your food was picked up off the floor!!! by the way what one is your missus????????
03-Jul-06
A: there both good looking



Q: Hi, I need a new model, to take on holiday with me. The problem is i have a very large case and i hope i can squeze it in her boot. whats the fuel consumption like, does it SWOLLOW the juice??
03-Jul-06
A: takes no juice what so ever!!! :-(



Q: hi ive been looking for this model in 3 door for a while. is there enough room in the boot for me to fit my package into??
03-Jul-06
A: bit of a tight squeeze but worth a try
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haha. that's pretty fricken funny.
 
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