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Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've humped statues in a few different parts of the country.

I do that with theme park characters
Are you one of those freaks that dresses up like Hello Kitty and humps other freaks dressed in a similar manner. A Furry, flurry, furby, whatever they hell they are called.

 

Spike

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Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've humped statues in a few different parts of the country.

I do that with theme park characters

whoa, thats gotta be really illegal, not to mention scarring for any kids that see you...
 

QuitBanningMe

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Originally posted by: Spike
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've humped statues in a few different parts of the country.

I do that with theme park characters

whoa, thats gotta be really illegal, not to mention scarring for any kids that see you...

I've never got in trouble for it. I guess they could hit me with "simulating a sex act".

 

lavagirl669

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

:Q
 

Landroval

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

OK you need help

ALOT OF HELP
Not a big fan of the ladies eh Trebek?


How did you get it inside? Was she stretchy? :p
 

chowmein

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i had a soda bottle which i called "the experiment" which basically had every natural and some unnatural things in there. every kind of liquids, and i mean every that i could get my hands on. all in all, it was very black and it was sealed so tight i never could open it again.

medicine bear, that is really sick stuff. isn't the pizza hot and oily?

some day these entries will come back to haunt you guys.
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: Landroval
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

OK you need help

ALOT OF HELP
Not a big fan of the ladies eh Trebek?


How did you get it inside? Was she stretchy? :p


TMI!!!!!!!!!
 

Landroval

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Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've humped statues in a few different parts of the country.

I do that with theme park characters


In all seriousness, I worked as Bugs Bunny outside Warner Brothers years ago. Japanese women (from Japan) have a SERIOUS fetish. I was rubbed, clawed, gyrated against, had my prop carrot grabbed and fondled... and not just by a few women. It happened over and over again!!!! One woman tried to jump into my arms. Seems like a teenage boy's fantasy job :)
 

Conky

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I've done a lot of weird stuff. Hard to figure out what the weirdest thing was. Maybe that time with the rubber chicken, a vat of lube, and a midget named Bridget. :shocked:
 

BrokenVisage

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

shens.
 
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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I've done a lot of weird stuff. Hard to figure out what the weirdest thing was. Maybe that time with the rubber chicken, a vat of lube, and a midget named Bridget. :shocked:


Bridget the Porno Midget? she's cool...
 

JoeKing

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walked around the entire day in only boxers and a dress shirt for $50.

Hey $50 is a lot in college!
 

Kenazo

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I once "snorted" the flame from a cigarette lighter to see what FIRE smelled like. :Q

(Just in case you wonder, it smells JUST LIKE burning nose hair...)

You are freaking hilarious! :)
 

NiKeFiDO

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

....what?
 
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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

shens.

agreed
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

OK you need help

ALOT OF HELP
Not a big fan of the ladies eh Trebek?

LOL Trebek quote makes this much Funnier.;)
http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy
 

Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

shens.

agreed
Why is that so hard to believe? It isn't like I shoved the whole pie up there, it was just a piece. Good grief people try something other than missionary sometime.