Wierdest thing you've done?

[imported_LoKe]

Today a couple friends and I were driving around during our lunch hour. We had two of those Burger King coupons you get from peeling the stickers off your drink or fries.

So, here we were with two coupons, one for an apple fritter and another for a small soft drink.

We pulled up to the drive thru...

"Can I get a small soft drink and an apple fritter please? I have coupons."

"Sorry, we don't have apple fritters anymore, what kind of drink would you like"

"Oh, uh, sprite please."

We pulled up to the pickup window, they gave us the sprite and even gave us back the coupon for it.

"Go ahead and keep this, you can use it at another burger king since we weren't able to give you the apple fritter."

We pulled out of the drive-thru and went right back in.

"Can I get a small soft drink please? I have a coupon."

"What would you like? We have Coke, Spri...Hey, weren't you just here?

We all started laughing.

"Pull up to the next window please."

She gave us another sprite, but this time kept the coupon.


So, have any similar experiences?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I used a $10 of $10 coupon at JC Penny once 12 times in a row before I got tired and left.... one can only use som many pairs of dress socks.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

 

[tm37]

Wow you are cool

I once got 12 free chili dogs from weiner shictzel (SP?)

I would order and tell them I had a coupon and they never asked for it.

That was awesome

 

[ironcrotch]

I'm thinking about getting married...

 

[Safeway]

I did a reverse shocker.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

OK you need help

ALOT OF HELP

 

[Brutuskend]

I once "snorted" the flame from a cigarette lighter to see what FIRE smelled like. :Q

(Just in case you wonder, it smells JUST LIKE burning nose hair...)

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

OK you need help

ALOT OF HELP

Not a big fan of the ladies eh Trebek?

 

[suicidalpigeon]

i payed for doom2 in pennies and nickles at best buy because i hate them so much.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I once "snorted" the flame from a cigarette lighter to see what FIRE smelled like. :Q

(Just in case you wonder, it smells JUST LIKE burning nose hair...)

that took me back to 5th grade, when my buddy Steve and I snorted Pixy Sticks to see what cocaine was like...

cocaine apparently hurts like the dickens.

 

[EKKC]

bought a computer
got hooked on it and bought a lot more computers

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

I did that with a banana once.

It broke off in there.
Hilarity ensued.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

I did that with a banana once.

It broke off in there.
Hilarity ensued.

golf balls, but didn't try to eat them....

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

I did that with a banana once.

It broke off in there.
Hilarity ensued.

Now that is what I call a REAL banana split

 

[nakedfrog]

I've humped statues in a few different parts of the country.
I've eaten an entire meal at Denny's without using my hands (to win a bet)
Also requested a glass of used coffee grounds
Got obscene amounts of creamer (which were then used to build a fort)

 

[nageov3t]

hmm...

probably eating the bible.

sophomore year of college, the english club took a spring break trip to new orleans during mardis gras. one night, we were all pretty sloshed and the professor that was with us on the trip started ripping out pages from a bible and passing them around to everyone on bourbon street, telling us to eat them and be filled with the word of god.

it seemed like a great idea at the time.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Dated a girl in high school who wanted me to shove a slice of pizza up her kitty.....folded it up Chicago style, shoved it in, then ate the hell out of it. Best pizza ever!!!!

I did that with a banana once.

It broke off in there.
Hilarity ensued.

Now that is what I call a REAL banana split

I can't believe I laughed at that...sheesh....

 

[MaxDepth]

She had a black widow tattoo on her shoulder, smoked clove cigarettes, begged to be slapped, and liked it in the pooper more than regular sex.








uhm, you asked, 'weirdest girl you've done,' right?



Just ignore what I wrote above.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
She had a black widow tattoo on her shoulder, smoked clove cigarettes, begged to be slapped, and liked it in the pooper more than regular sex.








uhm, you asked, 'weirdest girl you've done,' right?



Just ignore what I wrote above.

Sounds hot. I imagine you had to break up because she was crazy?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
She had a black widow tattoo on her shoulder, smoked clove cigarettes, begged to be slapped, and liked it in the pooper more than regular sex.








uhm, you asked, 'weirdest girl you've done,' right?



Just ignore what I wrote above.

wow...she must have gotten the tattoo after I dated her!

 

[Platypus]

no fvcking way i'd post about it here.

 

[ucdbiendog]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I once "snorted" the flame from a cigarette lighter to see what FIRE smelled like. :Q

(Just in case you wonder, it smells JUST LIKE burning nose hair...)

that took me back to 5th grade, when my buddy Steve and I snorted Pixy Sticks to see what cocaine was like...

cocaine apparently hurts like the dickens.

ahhhh hahahahaa hi did that too. stung like a B!TCH

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
no fvcking way i'd post about it here.

C'mon...

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've humped statues in a few different parts of the country.

I do that with theme park characters