Wienerschnitzel Blazin' menu review.

QueBert

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They add some sort of hot sauce + Jalapeno slices to their chili cheese fries, chilli dog & chilli cheese burger. At the moment, after 8PM you can get all 3 for $5. Normal prices fucking suck though, $3.50 for fries and I think $3 each for burger & dog. This might be the spiciest fast food I've had next to Carl's El Diablo burger. Which really isn't saying much, but there is an okay kick here and the Jalapeno's aren't pickled or hollowed out so they're a lot more spicy than the pussy neutered ones most FF places use. And while I haven't bothered to look up the nutritional info, I bet this is the close to the most unhealthy $5 you can spend on fast food. There's gotta be a stupid amount of sodium.

*runs off to google it*


Their web site doesn't list the info on these, but based off the normal versions. I'd say it's around 1,300 calories, 3k of sodium & maybe 80g of fat.

At full price this menu absolutely sucks, but after 8 this is a good deal if you want some uber sodium laced laced chili based food to go with your beer. I wish it was more spicy, but a lot of people are pussies so I'm sure that factored in. I'd rank this pretty close to JiTB's Munchie Meal for unhealthy, cheap late night eating.
 

Ichinisan

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There is no person who's food opinions I respect less than Quebert.

Did not read. (yet)
 

Dr. Detroit

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I enjoy your reviews and look forward to them as I like to live vicariously through your poor eating habits.

Can you please review the The Hat's chili cheese pastrami fries and some other smaller chain fast type food from the LA area?

Any reviews for Taco Bells breakfast menu?
 

zinfamous

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I enjoy your reviews and look forward to them as I like to live vicariously through your poor eating habits.

Can you please review the The Hat's chili cheese pastrami fries and some other smaller chain fast type food from the LA area?

Any reviews for Taco Bells breakfast menu?

This.

I do enjoy these reviews, but would love follow-ups that include the post-meal bathroom experience.
 

QueBert

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Jan 6, 2002
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I enjoy your reviews and look forward to them as I like to live vicariously through your poor eating habits.

Can you please review the The Hat's chili cheese pastrami fries and some other smaller chain fast type food from the LA area?

Any reviews for Taco Bells breakfast menu?

The Hats Chili Cheese Pastrami Fries own big time, their chili's kind of blah but everything together's tasty. Easily the best $11 you can spend on fast food. I'm off my fast food kick for awhile though, so no new reviews. Next on the menu'a a 5 star steakhouse on the bay of Long Beach tonight. $5 Wienerchnitzel one day, to a 14oz 36 day dry-aged New Your Strip Steak with a side of Lobster Mac & Cheese the next. That's how you do it. I also have a super super nice nice nice bottle conditioned ale from a local brewery for desert. Sorry I'm not a typical ATOT baller so I can only afford to eat a $150-200 dinner once a week, so I gotta squeeze fast food in there if I want to eat out. Hopefully one day I'll be on status like the big boys on here so I can 5 star dine out 3 nights a week.
 
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