Why won't anyone answer their god damned phone?

[notfred]

I'm sitting here at home by myself feeling depressed as hell and wishing I could die, and not a single friend of mine will answer their phones. Ugh... now is not a time I want to be fvcking alone.

 

[NorthRiver]

Masterbate

 

[Yossarian]

can you hear this? I'm playing the world's saddest song on a tiny violin.

 

[ajpa123]

Chick Problems ?

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
can you hear this? I'm playing the world's saddest song on a tiny violin.

wow your a sensitive asshole ehh?

 

[kalster]

work

do something productive

that is the best way to deal with something like this

 

[Reliant]

Originally posted by: NorthRiver
Masterbate

Masturbate

 

[minendo]

Call the damn suicide hotline. They will answer and listen to your story.

Or are you the next ILikeSprite telling AT that you are going to off yourself? Where is gopunk when you need him?

 

[agnitrate]

didn't get any from the 19 year old huh?

-silver

 

[Francodman]

How the mighty have fallen.

 

[Corsairpro]

telemarketing... the way to make everyone hate phones

 

[Jzero]

Doctor Fun always cheers me up

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: Maleficus

Originally posted by: PipBoy
can you hear this? I'm playing the world's saddest song on a tiny violin.

wow your a sensitive asshole ehh?

mehe.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: Maleficus

Originally posted by: PipBoy
can you hear this? I'm playing the world's saddest song on a tiny violin.

wow your a sensitive asshole ehh?

mehe.

no, insensitive asshole. get it right.

 

[darkeneddays]

They won't pick up the phone because they know you are just going to whine about how life sucks and they don't feel like dealing with that sh!t on a Saturday.

j/k

As said before, if you are "bummed" to the point of thinking about doing something stupid to yourself, then call a suicide hotline. Besides, suicide hotlines are for people whos friends won't pick up the goddamned phone

Oh, and cheer the fvck up, things could be worse, like hitting a fvkcin truck with a bike and snapping your collarbone

 

[Spoooon]

I hate when you call someone, have to leave a message, and then they call you back because they're screening their calls. And yeah, things could be worse.

Hey, I'm going to be seeing my first clients next week. First time I get to practice therapy on a stranger.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
I hate when you call someone, have to leave a message, and then they call you back because they're screening their calls. And yeah, things could be worse.

Hey, I'm going to be seeing my first clients next week. First time I get to practice therapy on a stranger.

:Q

/* runs and hides, cancelling all therapy appointments.

 

Join the club. At least you have people local to you.
I moved to a completely new area, and I know absoltuly nobody.

Something about crying rivers and building bridges and getting over it.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: notfred
I'm sitting here at home by myself feeling depressed as hell and wishing I could die, and not a single friend of mine will answer their phones. Ugh... now is not a time I want to be fvcking alone.

<nelson>
HA HA
</nelson>

 

[darkeneddays]

Oh yeah and...

Link for the lazy and depressed

 

[xeno2060]

Go to a BAR and DRINK ALOT!

 

[tweakmm]

Caller ID much

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: notfred
I'm sitting here at home by myself feeling depressed as hell and wishing I could die, and not a single friend of mine will answer their phones. Ugh... now is not a time I want to be fvcking alone.

Go outside and talk to some real people.

 

[ElFenix]

i answer my phone

 

[StageLeft]

I'm sitting here at home by myself feeling depressed as hell and wishing I could die, and not a single friend of mine will answer their phones.

I can't imagine why. I love hearing from friends who want to kill themselves, especially if they want to spend saturday evening with me.