Why we should all be rooting for Lance Armstrong

[Hacp]

http://www.lancearmstrong.com/news.htm

*Hint, look at his shoulders.

 

[Al Neri]

I dont know if its true but is it the fact that LA refuses to take a steroid test?

 

[cjgallen]

He's got an AMD powered cybernetic prostate.

 

[Savij]

AMD4EVA

 

[Stojakapimp]

because it says AMD?

 

[Queasy]

I'm still trying to figure out why it is the only time I see he US Post Office advertised is when Lance is riding in the Tour De France.

 

[realsup]

Originally posted by: matstars
I dont know if its true but is it the fact that LA refuses to take a steroid test?

LOL that is funny. The Tour has the toughest anti doping testing of any sport.

 

[fbrdphreak]

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[Demo24]

They also have that logo just above their bum. So when they lean over there it is before the seat

Iv seen them ride by and can verify

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: cjgallen
He's got an AMD powered cybernetic prostate.

LOL.

Does the AMD execute the AI algorithm of his implated testicle?

 

[0roo0roo]

because he's fighting frenchie of course.

 

[zerocool1]

actually he's on the discover channel team now.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: zerocool1
actually he's on the discover channel team now.

IIRC the USPS no longer has a team (or won't after this year).

Don't follow the sport much (at all) but I think I heard that.

Viper GTS

 

[scorpmatt]

the man with the single testicle is more areodynamic, we should go for the one who is more areodynamic

 

[Toasthead]

Im pretty sure you HAVE to take one to be in the Tour. Didnt one of hsi teammates get banned for testing positive after last years race?

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I'm still trying to figure out why it is the only time I see he US Post Office advertised is when Lance is riding in the Tour De France.

He not on the Postal serivce team anymore. (that team is no more?).. hes on Team Discovery Channel.

 

[Fritzo]

I'll root for him! Any astronaut that has walked on the moon is worth rooting for!

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
the man with the single testicle is more areodynamic, we should go for the one who is more areodynamic

Only if he does a hand stand when he rides


Ausm

 

[CraigRT]

nice....

 

[stevens]

I personally think that Lance has been manufactured some sort of designer steriod that there just isnt a test for yet and that is why he passes all the drug tests. I could be wrong though.

 

[imported_Pablo]

Originally posted by: stevens
I personally think that Lance has been manufactured some sort of designer steriod that there just isnt a test for yet and that is why he passes all the drug tests. I could be wrong though.

I think he's a robot. I could be wrong though. :roll:

 

[PHiuR]

the tour tested everyone for drugs...then decided to RETEST Lance just because...
and what did he do?
just accept the test. cause he has nothing to hide...

 

[skimple]

Originally posted by: realsup

Originally posted by: matstars
I dont know if its true but is it the fact that LA refuses to take a steroid test?

LOL that is funny. The Tour has the toughest anti doping testing of any sport.

Actually, they just leaked out that Lance is providing funding to increase drug testing in the Tour. He's been tested more than any other rider and always comes out clean. But the French press continues to accuse him of doping, so he says "Bring 'em on!"

 

[Saint Nick]

i think we are all rooting for him because he is like the only known american over there riding his bike in that ridiculous race.

 

[tfinch2]

Lance Armstrong, Martin, and Nelson are TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL! They need to go get the lemon tree from Shelbyville.