Why the obsession with boobies?

[amcdonald]

I view a boob as a hunk of flesh and fat that gets milk from point A to Point B.

They are a terrible investment: they don't last very long, they sag quickly, and if you buy new ones, they lose 20% of their value when you take them off the lot.

So, what's he obsession

 

[jmelnek]

lol...