Why Tara Lipinski is 100 times hotter than Britney

mikebb

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5. That cute teen innocence that Britney lost a while ago

4. She actually has talent

3. Flexibility

2. If I were dating her, I wouldn't have to go to any stupid concerts

1. Did you see those photos of Britney in Maui!! Eewww!!!

Yeah, I know I'll catch heat, but it's just my 2 cents



 

johnjohn320

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<< isnt she 11? >>



Uh...no. I think she's like 18 or 19 or 20 or something now...i've lost track.
 

McPhreak

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<<
2. If I were dating her, I wouldn't have to go to any stupid concerts
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Yeah, but if I were dating Tara, I'd have to go to stupid ice skating events.
 

thereds

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<< isnt she 11? >>



<just kidding here>

Old enough to pee, old enough for me

</just kidding here>

**my friend told me this...
 
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#3 is more important than anything you can possibly imagine (except, perhaps, for looks).

Edit: Unfortunately her fugliness overcomes any benefits brought on by the flexibility. Then again, you know how the saying goes: "And that is why God invented the dark."
 

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<< Are you kidding me?!! Tara Lipinski is fugly!!!!

edit: pic 1

pic 2
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finally someone here w/ common sense!! Dont' tell me she doesn't look like a goblin/imp/gremlin in the second picture :|


-Ed
 

yobarman

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ugh she's beat as hell...definately average and not hotter than britney.

And if anyone trys to pull that Nerd with standards that are too high shat on me i'll kill someone.
 

boyRacer

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Tonya Harding was hotter... hahahah... even Michelle Kwan... but ugh... even Brian Boitano looks better. Hahahahahahaha...
 

mdennison

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I think Brittney is one of the hottest girls in the world(seriously). Tara Lipinski is very cute though.
 

mikebb

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Well I knew that would get some attention. Yeah, I know she's pretty fugly in the facial dept., but looking at those pics of Britney in Maui from the other thread, then watching Tara on TV just now made me think.....

Britney's just too used looking nowadays, I need a new teen girl fantasy.
 

trmiv

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Hey Britney has got a real grown up woman's body. Tara has the body of an 11 year old boy.
 

JayPatel

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<< Aren't those pics like 4 years old? When she won at the 1998 Olympics? >>

hmm so that would make her 15 then :D, she looks like a leprechaun
 

StageLeft

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If this thread was not in jest get some help man. That kid is like 7 years old and not even attractive.
 

mikebb

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I just check out those links to pics, yeah those are real old and not very flattering. Here's a slightly better one.



Tara looking not so fugly

Well, if it's not gonna be Tara, maybe you all have some suggestions for a new teen fantasy BESIDES Britney.
 

Farbio

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maybe i might give you some agreement on tara reid, but definitely not tara lipinski!
 

McPhreak

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<< I just check out those links to pics, yeah those are real old and not very flattering. Here's a slightly better one.



Tara looking not so fugly

Well, if it's not gonna be Tara, maybe you all have some suggestions for a new teen fantasy BESIDES Britney.
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Someone could have Photoshop'd her head onto the body of a 10 year old boy and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
 
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<< Well, if it's not gonna be Tara, maybe you all have some suggestions for a new teen fantasy BESIDES Britney. >>


One word for you: Shakira