Why studying is better than SEX

[Syringer]

You can usually find someone to do it with.

When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.

If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".

You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

A little coffee and you can do it all night.

If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

 

[NathanBWF]

who says you have to put your beer down to have sex...? 😀

 

[MrDingleDangle]

1 reason sex is better then studying

sex is good, studying sux

 

[DanTMWTMP]

u...u...u........are....one.....sad...man....

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
1 reason sex is better then studying

sex is good, studying sux

Well sucking can be a good thing if you're talking about sex. 😀

 

[Descartes]

If Lumberg can get it on with Aniston without putting down his coffee cup, I'm sure you can do it without putting down your beer.

"mmmmmm, yeahhhh, Peter... how's it going?"

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Syringer

You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

That was Constanza's dream....it almost came true for him too (sorry, everything reminds me of a seinfeld episode, I'm sick in the head)