Why Some of you Girls are having trouble meeting guys.

[HomeBrewerDude]

ugh... I forgot what I was going to say... someone else will fill out the list though.

 

[Atrail]

you are a b!tch

 

[leung324]

they are too ugly

 

[tweakmm]

1)Missing lower half of body

 

[clicknext]

"Ugly can be fixed but stupid is forever"

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: clicknext
"Ugly can be fixed but stupid is forever"

so very very true.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

damn, you guys are harsh!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
1)Missing lower half of body

LMAO.......

 

[boyRacer]

Because all the guys hide in fear of rejection.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: stev0

Originally posted by: clicknext
"Ugly can be fixed but stupid is forever"

so very very true.

lol that is sig worthy!

The list compiled by moi from this thread

1) You are a b!tch
2) You are too ugly
3) Missing lower half of body (wtf?!)
4) Because all the guys hide in fear of rejection
5) You can not operate the dam vcr recording facility

 

[Dragnov]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: tweakmm
1)Missing lower half of body

LMAO.......

I don't get it.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Gr1mL0cK

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: tweakmm
1)Missing lower half of body

LMAO.......

I don't get it.

I think it's in reference to what would be missing, if a girl was missing the lower half of her body. To most of the guys on the board, what use would she be then?

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Gr1mL0cK

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: tweakmm
1)Missing lower half of body

LMAO.......

I don't get it.

I think it's in reference to what would be missing, if a girl was missing the lower half of her body. To most of the guys on the board, what use would she be then?

she always has her mouth ? ?? ? ?

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: clicknext
"Ugly can be fixed but stupid is forever"

And -

"Beauty is only a light switch away."

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Gr1mL0cK

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: tweakmm
1)Missing lower half of body

LMAO.......

I don't get it.

I think it's in reference to what would be missing, if a girl was missing the lower half of her body. To most of the guys on the board, what use would she be then?

she always has her mouth ? ?? ? ?

Hmmm...

This man makes a valid point.

 

[Oaf357]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
"Beauty is only a light switch away."

So is ugliness. Is this glass half full or half empty?

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Oaf357

Originally posted by: Cyberian
"Beauty is only a light switch away."

So is ugliness. Is this glass half full or half empty?

Yep that's what Light Switches are for , and so are paper bags.

I guess you can always have her wear a bunny mask.



btw
I hate ugly girls that think they're the sh!t. They think they're hot sh!t cuz few horny guys give them attention for easy ass. But they're really not.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Oaf357

Originally posted by: Cyberian
"Beauty is only a light switch away."

So is ugliness. Is this glass half full or half empty?

It helps if several glasses have been made empty.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: Oaf357

Originally posted by: Cyberian
"Beauty is only a light switch away."

So is ugliness. Is this glass half full or half empty?

It helps if several glasses have been made empty.

Unfortunately, sometimes even beer goggles don't help.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: isekii
I guess you can always have her wear a bunny mask.

And a pancake on her head.

 

[Trygve]

Originally posted by: Koing

The list compiled by moi from this thread

1) You are a b!tch
2) You are too ugly
3) Missing lower half of body (wtf?!)
4) Because all the guys hide in fear of rejection
5) You can not operate the dam vcr recording facility

6) Neglected to have flashing "Hey Guys! Free Beer!" sign mounted on head.
7) Really meeting lots of guys, but not counting the ones who don't meet basic, minimum standards (thick full hair, six-pack abs, no body hair, majorly cute face, perfectly shaped butt, etc.)
8) That habit of dressing all in black with a red hourglass design on your t-shirt.
9) It could be all those guys' names tatooed on your arm and then crossed-out.
10) It's the poodle-skirt.

 

[TuffGirl]

I realize this thread is a parody but no offense this thread is moot. In general, most girls don't have trouble meeting guys or getting dates if/when they want to. That's just how things are.

What they have trouble with is meeting quality guys that will commit to them and that's usually because of some self-esteem issues or not knowing what they want, blah blah.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Trygve

6) Neglected to have flashing "Hey Guys! Free Beer!" sign mounted on head.

OOOOOHHHH, *THAT'S* what I'm doing wrong. I was hoping to find the answer here.

*fixes mistake*

 

[m2kewl]

LMAO @ this thread

 

[Balthazar]

Because wanting to play house and act like your married when your only 20 years old is about the closest thing to throttling someone as you can get legally....