Last night I went to the supermarket. Let me describe the front of this supermarket a bit, as it's relevant.
The store has three sets of doors in front. One set on the left end of the building, with two automatic doors that have big green stickers that say "in" on them. One set in the middle of the building with two automatic doors that have big red stickers that say "do not enter" on them. And one set at the right end of the buiding with one "in" door, and one "do not enter" door.
I show up at the store late at night with my girlfriend and a friend of mine. We walk up to the two doors at the left end of the building and they don't open. We figure its late at night, maybe they lock some of the doors to prevent theft or whatnot. So, we proceed to walk along the front of the building to the entrance at the other side.
In the middle of the buidling, there's a woman who looks to be about 50 years old holding a cart, and trying to enter through the middle set of doors. She pushes the cart up the doors and they don't open. She has an extremely confused look on her face. She backs up a foot or two and pushes the cart forward again. The door still doesn't open. She has a look on her face like she's trying to do calculus porblems in her head.
We are getting pretty close to this woman now, and as we pass I look at her and say "You see the big 'Do not enter' sign on the door?", She says soemthing back like "I know that but sometimes at night they lock the doors".
We all enter the buidling through the "in" door on the right hand side. Shortly after that the woman manages to figure out how we got inside, and she walked past us in the aisle. She gave me abotut he dirtiest look I've ever gotten from a stranger in my life.
My frioend and I thought it was hilarious. My girlfriend said something along the lines of "Just because you ca say something, doesn't mean you should say something".
It's not my fault she's a complete moron.
The store has three sets of doors in front. One set on the left end of the building, with two automatic doors that have big green stickers that say "in" on them. One set in the middle of the building with two automatic doors that have big red stickers that say "do not enter" on them. And one set at the right end of the buiding with one "in" door, and one "do not enter" door.
I show up at the store late at night with my girlfriend and a friend of mine. We walk up to the two doors at the left end of the building and they don't open. We figure its late at night, maybe they lock some of the doors to prevent theft or whatnot. So, we proceed to walk along the front of the building to the entrance at the other side.
In the middle of the buidling, there's a woman who looks to be about 50 years old holding a cart, and trying to enter through the middle set of doors. She pushes the cart up the doors and they don't open. She has an extremely confused look on her face. She backs up a foot or two and pushes the cart forward again. The door still doesn't open. She has a look on her face like she's trying to do calculus porblems in her head.
We are getting pretty close to this woman now, and as we pass I look at her and say "You see the big 'Do not enter' sign on the door?", She says soemthing back like "I know that but sometimes at night they lock the doors".
We all enter the buidling through the "in" door on the right hand side. Shortly after that the woman manages to figure out how we got inside, and she walked past us in the aisle. She gave me abotut he dirtiest look I've ever gotten from a stranger in my life.
My frioend and I thought it was hilarious. My girlfriend said something along the lines of "Just because you ca say something, doesn't mean you should say something".
It's not my fault she's a complete moron.
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