Why must i be the one to chat with noobs all day...?

[chiwawa626]

Guy from school:

Newbie1: sup
Limca 3: sup
Newbie1: are u guys d.Reb?
Limca 3: ya, if ur talkin bout counterstrike...or usedto be.
Limca 3: D. Rev?
Newbie1: well it had a B lol
Lmca 3: eh yeah whatever, ...?
Newbie1: they lost to tony's clan
Newbie1: hella hardcore atmosphere there
Limca 3: "hardcore" isnt what i call a room full of computer nerds all over cs.
Newbie1: shiet, we're all comp nerds
Limca 3: yah and nobodys hardcore..



10 year old newbie cousin, just got a dell, and the internet (AOL) oh jeeze.

10yearoldn00bcuz: hi
Limca 3: hello
10yearoldn00bcuz: what are you doing
Limca 3: nuthin
Limca 3: u?
10yearoldn00bcuz: ok
10yearoldn00bcuz: so what are you going to do
Limca 3: nothing.
Limca 3: u?
10yearoldn00bcuz: then
Limca 3: uh what?
10yearoldn00bcuz: how do you find word and exel
Limca 3: its in ur start menu
10yearoldn00bcuz: no where to wownload it
Limca 3: u dont download it you have to buy it
Limca 3: you can get it off of kazaa if u want but it will take u days at at time..
Limca 3: why you already have it, i installed it for you.
10yearoldn00bcuz: i now but my friend needs it
Limca 3: kazaa
Limca 3: search for OFFICE XP
10yearoldn00bcuz: what do i thpe
Limca 3: search for OFFICE XP
Limca 3: search for OFFICE XP
10yearoldn00bcuz: i tipe OFFICE XP
Limca 3: well what do u want to search for? office, so type in office xp
10yearoldn00bcuz: no it is 98
Limca 3: what is 98
Limca 3: u want office XP...office is word and excel..
Limca 3: rememeber i installed it for u

10yearoldn00bcuz: they are tow geather
Limca 3: yeah so just search for office xp
10yearoldn00bcuz: ok
10yearoldn00bcuz: did you fing the games
10yearoldn00bcuz: nope
Limca 3: no
Limca 3: i told u couldnt find it.
10yearoldn00bcuz: i kew it
Limca 3: yeah beacuase i told u every day for a week.
10yearoldn00bcuz: ok
10yearoldn00bcuz: so you did not find it
Limca 3: thats what i told u this whole week...
Limca 3: i told u rite now
Limca 3: lol
Limca 3: u told me too
10yearoldn00bcuz: hfojig hadf;
Limca 3: mmhmm.
10yearoldn00bcuz:
10yearoldn00bcuz: that means i dont now what
10yearoldn00bcuz: is it
10yearoldn00bcuz: man




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10yearoldn00bcuz: hello
Limca 3: what?
Limca 3: u make no sense
10yearoldn00bcuz: dud
Limca 3: Use FULL sentences
10yearoldn00bcuz: nothing
Limca 3: um ok
Limca 3: anything else?
10yearoldn00bcuz: i have to think about it so ge me time
Limca 3: About what? lol
10yearoldn00bcuz: what dose mean
10yearoldn00bcuz: loat
Limca 3: What?
Limca 3: ..(FULL SENTENCES..)
Limca 3: loat? theres no such word
10yearoldn00bcuz: ok=-O man
10yearoldn00bcuz: god help me
Limca 3: loot, lot, lol, load, bloat?
10yearoldn00bcuz: :-X
10yearoldn00bcuz: what the
Limca 3: what are u talking about?
10yearoldn00bcuz: nothing:-*
Limca 3: um wtf was that one for?
10yearoldn00bcuz: i
10yearoldn00bcuz: d
Limca 3: please dont use :-*
10yearoldn00bcuz: o
10yearoldn00bcuz: n
10yearoldn00bcuz: t
10yearoldn00bcuz: n
10yearoldn00bcuz: o
Limca 3: ok ill be back im bussy holdon.

 

[fatbaby]

warn, block and h4x...or thats what i would do

 

Haha, I actually found myself laughing loudly when your cousin said, "god help me."

Hilarious stuff.

 

[ScottyB]

I couldn't follow that last part.

 

[Orsorum]

Birds of a feather?

 

[TNTrulez]

hahahah

 

[olds]

It's a good thing you were never a noob. You were born knowing everything.

 

[Stallion]

Boy that sure makes me glad I never loaded MSM,AOL,ICQ or any of that other crap.

 

[ElFenix]

ha ha! n00bs!

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
It's a good thing you were never a noob. You were born knowing everything.

I was quiet about it. Anyways when i got my computer nobody we knew had a computer, when i got the internet people said "whats that" so i ended up not being a n00b beacuase i had to I admit everyone has n00b in them but these are just n00bs to a greater degree.

 

[hoihtah]

i feel like my iq just dropped about 30 points.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: hoihtah
i feel like my iq just dropped about 30 points.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Heh, I actually understood all of that.. People who type like that over and over get the Block button, then they sign on as another user and bug me.. It's easier if you just remove them from your contact list, sign off, sign on, when it asks if you want to speak with them, just click No
-- mrcodedude

 

[spidey]

Originally posted by: Zakath15


Birds of a feather?

...cannot hold a coherent conversation, it seems.

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: hoihtah
i feel like my iq just dropped about 30 points.

Nooooooooo! My mind just went blank when I tried to recall how to set up my BIOS for 3 drives!